Toxic Love

Commander / EDH* Casual Control Counters Four Color Infect Theme/Gimmick

Immortalized

Creature (26)

• 1x Banewhip Punisher
• 1x Blight Mamba
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Chained Throatseeker
• 1x Core Prowler
• 1x Corpse Cur
• 1x Flesh-Eater Imp
• 1x Glistener Elf
• 1x Hand of the Praetors
• 1x Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons
• 1x Ichor Rats
• 1x Mycosynth Fiend
• 1x Necroskitter
• 1x Phyrexian Crusader
• 1x Phyrexian Swarmlord
• 1x Plague Stinger
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Putrefax
• 1x Quicksilver Gargantuan
• 1x Reaper of Sheoldred
• 1x Septic Rats
• 1x Skinrender
• 1x Spinebiter
• 1x Toxic Nim
• 1x Viral Drake

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Caress of Phyrexia
• 1x Grind / Dust
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Spread the Sickness

Instant (14)

• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Carrion Call
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Fuel for the Cause
• 1x Grim Affliction
• 1x Mystic Confluence
• 1x Pistus Strike
• 1x Redirect
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Torment of Venom
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Virulent Wound

Artifact (7)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Contagion Engine
• 1x Decimator Web
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip

Land (31)

• 8x Forest
• 1x Grasping Dunes
• 8x Island
• 5x Plains
• 9x Swamp

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Blowfly Infestation
• 1x Crumbling Ashes
• 1x Deathreap Ritual
• 1x Flourishing Defenses
• 1x Greed
• 1x Inexorable Tide
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Nest of Scarabs
• 1x Relic Putrescence
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Snake Cult Initiation
• 1x Underworld Connections

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

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Mmm, sludgeMmm, filthAah, fumesOooh, cack

Oil and grime, poison sludgeDiesel clouds and noxious muckSlime beneath me, slime up aboveOoh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic loveToxic love

I see the world and all the creatures in itI suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinachI feel the power, it's growing by the minuteAnd pretty soon you're gonna see me wallow in it

I feel good, a special kind of hornyFlowers and trees depress and frankly bore meI think I'll spew them all with cyanide salivaPour me a puke cocktail and take me to the driver

Filthy brown acid rainPouring down like egg chow meinAll that's foul, all that's stainedBreeding in my toxic brain

And after dinner I could go for something sweetRevenge for all those years locked in a tree!I'll crush and grind all creatures great and smallAnd put up parking lots and shiny shopping malls

'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a handWith the destruction of this worthless jungle landAnd what a beautiful machine they have providedTo slice a path of doom with my foul breath to guide it

Hit me one timeHit me twiceAh, ah, ahThat's rather nice

Oil and grime, poison sludgeDiesel clouds and noxious muckSlime beneath me, slime up aboveOoh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love

The song for which the deck was named can be found here.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.68
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Copy Clone, Elf Druid 1/1 G, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Insect 1/1 B, Phyrexian Insect 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 G w/ Deathtouch, Spider 1/2 G