Janky Jhoria Captain of the USS Trash Can

Commander / EDH

Smlampman

Artifact (33)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alchemist's Vial
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Credit Voucher
• 1x Darksteel Pendant
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Feldon's Cane
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Fractured Powerstone
• 1x Golem Foundry
• 1x Guardian Idol
• 1x Ichor Wellspring
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mask of Avacyn
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Prophetic Prism
• 1x Scrabbling Claws
• 1x Semblance Anvil
• 1x Sentinel Totem
• 1x Silent Gravestone
• 1x Sky Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Tsabo's Web
• 1x Urza's Bauble
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Creature (29)

• 1x Alloy Myr
• 1x Artificer's Assistant
• 1x Chief Engineer
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Grand Architect
• 1x Hedron Crawler
• 1x Herald of Kozilek
• 1x Iron Myr
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Manakin
• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Mirran Spy
• 1x Mirror Image
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, Parun
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Pili-Pala
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Tandem Lookout
• 1x The Locust God
• 1x Tidespout Tyrant

Commander (1)

Land (30)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Great Furnace
• 17x Island
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Seat of the Synod

Instant (3)

• 1x Banishing Knack
• 1x Paradoxical Outcome
• 1x Retraction Helix

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Curiosity
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Seismic Assault

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Temporal Fissure

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At first glance this deck should not be good. I'll admit it. But this explodes. All most all of the wins comes from direct damage to players. And it's very possible to play out most of the deck in a single turn. Can pop off very fast with a good opening hand most most of the time the deck starts combing off turn 5-6.

It's an upgraded version of the Commander's Quarters Jhoria deck.

Upgrades are coming. 2 drop mana rocks will be swapped out for zero drops to make the deck even faster. Paradox Engine yep. And more control based artifacts. Mycosynth Golem being added soon.

If your reading this and know of any good artifact based control that's cheap on the cmc let me know in the comments please.

And yes I know this looks meh. But give it a try.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 27 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.57
Tokens	Golem 3/3 C, Insect 1/1 UR, Thopter 1/1 C