The Most Expensive EDH Deck Ever

Commander / EDH Competitive Five Color Jank Theme/Gimmick

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Land (29)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bazaar of Baghdad
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x City of Traitors
• 1x Dark Depths
• 1x Diamond Valley
• 1x Elephant Graveyard
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Island of Wak-Wak
• 1x Mishra's Workshop
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rishadan Port
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Taiga
• 1x The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Sorcery (13)

• 1x All Hallow's Eve
• 1x Capture of Jingzhou
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Eureka
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Ravages of War
• 1x Recall
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Riding the Dilu Horse
• 1x Timetwister
• 1x Transmute Artifact
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Creature (20)

• 1x Ali from Cairo
• 1x Angus Mackenzie
• 1x Arcbound Ravager
• 1x Guardian Beast
• 1x Gwendlyn Di Corci
• 1x Hazezon Tamar
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Juzam Djinn
• 1x King Suleiman
• 1x Nicol Bolas
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Old Man of the Sea
• 1x Rasputin Dreamweaver
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Serendib Djinn
• 1x Snapcaster Mage
• 1x Tarmogoyf
• 1x Thunder Spirit
• 1x Xiahou Dun, the One-Eyed
• 1x Zodiac Dragon

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Chains of Mephistopheles
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Drop of Honey
• 1x Field of Dreams
• 1x In the Eye of Chaos
• 1x Invoke Prejudice
• 1x Jihad
• 1x Land Equilibrium
• 1x Living Plane
• 1x Moat
• 1x Nether Void
• 1x Power Artifact
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x The Abyss

Commander (1)

Artifact (18)

• 1x Aether Vial
• 1x Candelabra of Tawnos
• 1x City in a Bottle
• 1x Engineered Explosives
• 1x Forcefield
• 1x Gauntlet of Might
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Illusionary Mask
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mirror Universe
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Tawnos's Coffin

Instant (3)

• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Liliana of the Veil

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The name says it all--it's either this deck, or a new Jaguar. This deck literally costs more than a number of more inexpensive vintage decks, even considering getting the cheapest english-language versions of each card that aren’t beat to shit. This deck also has some pretty ridiculous effects in it, but it probably still can't even win. It can sure blind your opponents with how shiny every card is, though.

Also, expedition/invocations/pre-release promos/whatever are debatably less expensive than foil Japanese originals (and foil Japanese originals might be less expensive than originals without Japanese foils, if it’s not a reserved card) where available, so, yeah--the final pricepoint of this deck is an estimate, anyhow.

Addendum: So, I've found exactly one combo in this deck that actually does something to win you the game. Power Artifact + Grim Monolith is an obvious infinite colorless mana combo, and we can sink that into our commander for infinite sliver tokens. Dropping Concordant Crossroads on the same turn means that we can win right then and there. Assembling that package is basically the only line of play I'd ever recommend pursuing if you were to ever test this deck (online, I'm sure)--a lot of the other cards in the deck are complete non-bos with a lot of our other cards ( City in a Bottle probably being the biggest example of that), not to mention that we're only running 29 lands (which is bad even despite our ramp package, and really only 27 lands, since you should discount The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale and Bazaar of Baghdad , so, yeah. In short, this deck is pretty terrible, but, boy, is it expensive!

Top Ranked	Achieved #12 position overall 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Five Color 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Jank 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Theme/Gimmick 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 78 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.96
Tokens	Marit Lage, Sand Warrior 1/1 RGW, Sliver 1/1 C
Folders	What The Fuck, Card Lists, EDH, Commander, Other Decks, Expensive Stuff