Wham, Bam, Thank You Sram

Commander / EDH

8bit9mm

Artifact (60)

• 1x Accorder's Shield
• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Avacyn's Collar
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Bladed Bracers
• 1x Blinding Powder
• 1x Bone Saw
• 1x Bonesplitter
• 1x Cathar's Shield
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Darksteel Axe
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Explorer's Scope
• 1x Flayer Husk
• 1x Ghostfire Blade
• 1x Golem-Skin Gauntlets
• 1x Gorgon's Head
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Hedron Blade
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Helm of the Gods
• 1x Hot Soup
• 1x Infiltration Lens
• 1x Inventor's Goggles
• 1x Kite Shield
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Leonin Bola
• 1x Leonin Scimitar
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Masterwork of Ingenuity
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Neglected Heirloom  ^Flip
• 1x Neurok Hoversail
• 1x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Runed Stalactite
• 1x Sai of the Shinobi
• 1x Semblance Anvil
• 1x Shard of Broken Glass
• 1x Shield of the Avatar
• 1x Shuko
• 1x Shuriken
• 1x Sigil of Distinction
• 1x Silver-Inlaid Dagger
• 1x Skeleton Key
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Skyblinder Staff
• 1x Slagwurm Armor
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spidersilk Net
• 1x Stoneforge Masterwork
• 1x Sylvok Lifestaff
• 1x Trusty Machete
• 1x Witches' Eye

Land (24)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x City of Traitors
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 14x Plains
• 1x Windswept Heath

Creature (7)

• 1x Auriok Salvagers
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Monastery Mentor
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Walking Ballista

Commander (1)

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Endless Horizons
• 1x Flickering Ward
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Sigarda's Aid

Instant (2)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Silence

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Open the Armory
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift

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A healthy mix of Bomberman/Cheerios all wrapped up into a tasty Commander morsel.This deck want to go from almost nothing to drawing most of your deck in one turn.

Interaction? We don't want to interact. We want to cast dinky equipment and draw cards.

Wincons:

S T O R M

It's generally the easiest way to table a pod. Get a cost reduction effect on the table (Helm of Awakening, Foundry Inspector, Semblance Anvil) and then go to town casting equipment for free and drawing spell. You gain enough life with Aetherflux Reservoir and then laserbeam the other players for 50 a piece. Bonus points if you stick a card:Purestell Paladin and/or Alhammarret's Archive to draw 2-4 cards per spell cast.

BOMBERMAN COMBO

Plan B unless it just drops into your lap. You use the nice interaction between Auriok Salvagers and Lion's Eye Diamond to generate infinite mana. Then you just use Walking Ballista as your mana sink to finish off your opponents, 1-damage at a time.

MONK BEATS

We are, first and foremost a storm deck, so it makes sense to include Monastery Mentor as an additional wincon/defense. If you are unable to find one of the aforementioned wincons, you can always just go manual style. Drop a mentor, play as many equipment as you can, generally leaving one in hand to restart the chain and get that sweet, sweet prowess, and then pass. On your next turn (if you survived with your monk army), start the chain again, pump up all your monks and start swinging. Mentor also synergizes quite well with Skullclamp to keep you drawing cards and not fizzling.

SRAM BEATS

We are casting tons of equipment, so it makes sense to Voltron up Sram, Senior Edificer from time to time. With cards like Puresteel Paladin and Sigarda's Aid, we can throw everything we've got onto Sram and start one-shotting opponents for commander damage. "How do you get through with our widdle commander?" you may ask. Simple, with the best card in the deck, Hot Soup.

What happens if none of these routes is viable? Well, when in doubt, mill 'em out. We can generate our own pseudo-eggs combo with Krark-Clan Ironworks and Elixir of Immortality. With an Altar of the Brood on the table, you can cast all your equipment, sac them all to KCI, pop the Elixir and start all over again, milling out all of your opponents with every Kite Shield and Spidersilk Net you cast.

Top Ranked	Achieved #23 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.30
Tokens	Monk 1/1 W, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Spirit 1/1 W
Folders	mono white , Other Peoples Decks, me