SCARAB GOD LMAO

Commander / EDH* UB (Dimir) Zombie

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Creature (25)

• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Cemetery Reaper
• 1x Cryptbreaker
• 1x Death Baron
• 1x Diregraf Colossus
• 1x Eternal Skylord
• 1x Forgotten Creation
• 1x Gisa and Geralf
• 1x Gleaming Overseer
• 1x Gravecrawler
• 1x Hordewing Skaab
• 1x Lich Lord of Unx
• 1x Lord of the Accursed
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Plague Belcher
• 1x Ravenous Rotbelly
• 1x Reiver Demon
• 1x Shadow Kin
• 1x Stitcher Geralf
• 1x Tomebound Lich
• 1x Undead Alchemist
• 1x Undead Augur
• 1x Vengeful Dead
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Instant (3)

• 1x Cancel
• 1x Drown in Dreams
• 1x Negate

Land (37)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 10x Island
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nephalia Drownyard
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 15x Swamp

Artifact (11)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Door of Destinies
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Heraldic Banner
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Talisman of Dominance

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty

Commander (1)

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Curse of Unbinding
• 1x Endless Ranks of the Dead
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Rooftop Storm
• 1x Wound Reflection
• 1x Zombie Infestation

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Careful Study
• 1x Dark Salvation
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x Dread Summons
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Zombie Apocalypse

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ALTHOUGH THIS GIGASLUT GOES INFINTE A FEW WAYS THIS IS THE MOST WHOLESOME CASUAL WAY TO PLAY THE SCARAB GOD. MAKE YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOU WITH AYY VITO AND EXQUISITE BLOOD AND TEAR THEIR ASSHOLES ASUNDER MAKE YOUR ENEMIES FEAR YOU WITH ROOFTOP STORM GRAVECRAWLER AND ALTAR OF DEMENTIA, INFINITELY MILLING THOSE TURBO VIRGINS AND PROCEED TO SLAP YOUR MASSIVE, GARGANTUAN MICRO-PENIS ON THE TABLE AS YOU PASS THE TURN AND WATCH THEM PERISH MAKE YOUR PARENTS REGRET HAVING YOU WITH PARADOX HAZE AND WOUND RELFECTION TO GIVE A METRIC FUCKTON OF DAMAGE AS YOU PLAY FUN FAIR MAGIC WITH PEOPLE WHO BARLEY TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT THEY BOARDWIPE? OOPSIE POOPSIE FUCKWAD, TOKENS HIT GRAVEYARD AND MY 7 FUCKING QUADRILLION ZOMBIE TOKENS ARE HITTING THE YARD WHILE I HAVE VENGEFUL DEAD ON THE FIELD IF YOU PLAY THIS DECK AGAINST NEW PLAYERS YOU WILL ENSURE THAT WIZARDS OF THE COAST WILL NOT GET THEIR SWEET, SWEET, PRECIOUS REVINUE FROM THEM

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Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.70
Tokens	Copy Clone, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Army 0/0 B, Zombie Wizard 1/1 UB, Zombie X/X U