Everybody Hates Dave

Commander / EDH* UBR (Grixis)

Akitosh

Creature (19)

• 1x Archfiend of Ifnir
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Fate Unraveler
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon
• 1x Kederekt Parasite
• 1x Kess, Dissident Mage
• 1x Magus of the Jar
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Master of the Feast
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Nightscape Familiar
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Runehorn Hellkite
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Seizan, Perverter of Truth
• 1x The Locust God
• 1x Viseling

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Echo of Eons
• 1x Incendiary Command
• 1x Molten Psyche
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Time Reversal
• 1x Wheel of Fate
• 1x Whispering Madness
• 1x Windfall
• 1x Winds of Change

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Forced Fruition
• 1x Liliana's Caress
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Raiders' Wake
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Waste Not

Artifact (11)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Obelisk of Grixis
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Thought Vessel

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted

Commander (1)

Land (30)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 8x Island
• 8x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Instant (8)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Commit / Memory
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crosis's Charm
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Wheel and Deal

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Sideboard

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Possibility Storm

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This deck has angered more of my friends than I care to admit. It doesn't allow people to play the cards they want and repeatedly makes opponents draw and discard cards while I hit them for damage for every draw and discard.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 1 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	95
Avg. CMC	3.73
Tokens	Insect 1/1 UR, Zombie 2/2 B