Defunct: Be Best

Commander / EDH Cleric Sacrifice Suicide Black Tokens WB (Orzhov)

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Offshore Bank Accounts (36)

• 1x Brightclimb Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x High Market
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Labyrinth of Skophos
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 12x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Vault of Champions

All That Glitters is Not Gold (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Witch's Cauldron

I don't give a f*** about Christmas (3)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Vampiric Rites

Snack Drawer (2)

• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Sanguine Bond

Daddy Putin (1)

• 1x Sorin, Solemn Visitor

Morning Makeup (1)

• 1x Cauldron Haze

Raising Eric (1)

• 1x Mentor of the Meek

Silencing Stormy (1)

• 1x Final Payment

When Minorities Rent Your Apartments (1)

• 1x Merciless Eviction

I really don't care do you? (12)

• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Beskir Shieldmate
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Garrison Cat
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Tithe Taker

Chain Migration (7)

• 1x Dramatic Finale
• 1x Kaya the Inexorable
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Revival / Revenge
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Thalisse, Reverent Medium
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist

Secret Service (6)

• 1x Closing Statement
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Immortal Servitude
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Unmake
• 1x Utter End

Use the Launch Codes Donald (2)

• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Selfless Glyphweaver  ^Flip

My Huzband (1)

• 1x Sun Titan

The White House (1)

• 1x Ghostly Prison

Commander (1)

Hurt Them For Me Donald (9)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Indulging Patrician
• 1x Pillory of the Sleepless
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

The Real Me (4)

• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools
• 1x Viscera Seer

Marrying a Millionaire (3)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Blood Price

Michelle Obama's DNC Speech (1)

• 1x Opposition Agent

My Only Friend on the Window Sill (1)

• 1x Luminous Broodmoth

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Melania Trump theme. Discontinued after He-Who-Cannot-Be-Shamed lost in 2020. Will begrudgingly rebuild if Trump wins again. (Unless he's divorced and remarried by then.)

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Emblem Kaya the Inexorable, Emblem Sorin, Solemn Visitor, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Human Warrior 1/1 W, Inkling 2/1 WB, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Thrull 0/1 B, Vampire 2/2 B
Folders	Decks (Defunct)