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Jori En, Slash and Burn

Commander / EDH

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HEY!

Do you wanna play a deck that's SUPER JANKY!?

Then try Slash and Burn.

The deck for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF JANK.

With combos like Tamiyo's Journal and Ghirapur AEther Grid! It's like adding damage to your tutor effects!

Sound the alarm! You're going to be COMFORTABLY DAMAGING OPPONENTS!

What's that? You want burn spells? Well how about MILL SPELLS! Done with Mindcrank. REAL MINDCRANK!

DRAWING! (AAAAAH!) You'll be doing tons of it!

It's a burn deck for Commander! COMMANDURN!

These aren't your Dad's combos. These are EDH combos! JANKY COMBOS!

BURN! CONTROL! BURN! CONTROL! Damage effects, mill effects, copy effects, more effects than YOUR BOARDSTATE HAS ROOM FOR!

You'll be milling so fast dedicated mill decks will be like "sloooowwwwww dooooowwwwwnnnn" and you'll be like F**K YOU! And shoot them in the face with your LEGION OF CLUES!

You'll have so much draw (DRAW!) just card advantage, all the time!

Power damaging, power removing, power milling, power comboing, power creating clues. You'll have so many clues. FOUR HUNDRED CLUES!

Give Followed Footsteps to your Erdwal Illuminator and you'll be good at Investigating. Burn your opponets ABNORMALLY FAST! You'll burn as fast as Naya decks. People will watch you burning and think you're playing a Naya deck. You'll burn as fast as Naya decks, in a game with actual Naya decks and it'll be a tie and you'll get questioned if you're playing Naya!

Hey, go with the janky thing. Don't gamble on your damage (HEEEEXXXXX PROOOOOF). Try Slash and Burn, the only burn deck that lets you (AAAAAAAH!) mill! (AAAAAAH!)

(Jori En is the commander, rather than Melek because A: shes Cheaper and B: There's not actually that many Instant and Sorceries for Melek to run off. Jori En, especially with Alhammarret's Archive is better for card advantage.)

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Disciple Of The Ring is a fine card and all, but since this deck runs with a LOT of draw effects, Jace's Erasure works much, MUCH better.

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