Crazy (March)ex(a)-Girlfriend

Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis)

TheLionWar

Creature (22)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Cytoplast Manipulator
• 1x Deathbringer Thoctar
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Dreadhorde Butcher
• 1x Embodiment of Agonies
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Keiga, the Tide Star
• 1x Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Thought Sponge
• 1x Toothy, Imaginary Friend
• 1x Triskelion
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Instant (9)

• 1x Act of Aggression
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Domineering Will
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Negate
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Terminate

Artifact (16)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blade of the Bloodchief
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Truth and Justice
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Feast on the Fallen
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Shifting Shadow
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Unspeakable Symbol

Commander (1)

Land (35)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 9x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Watery Grave

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Kari Zev's Expertise
• 1x Press into Service
• 1x Razaketh's Rite
• 1x Threaten
• 1x Vandalblast

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The first deck that I ever built was a Queen Marchesa build. This is my tribute to her rise to power. Lets loop those counters with undying and hope for the best. There are a few cards that could be added, however Im trying to avoid a t3/4 win. The premise of the deck is to simply steal your opponents things, and to keep reusing the same cards over and over. Lets call it the result of a failed marriage. Show up, make things seem nice with the counters, burn it to the ground and take everything.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.26
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Squid 1/1 U