Cocaine Machine Gun (//EDH//)

Commander / EDH*

TheUnchosenOne

DickPills (3)

• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Thought Vessel

DrawPimp (15)

• 1x Bedlam Reveler
• 1x Deepfathom Skulker
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Divination
• 1x Fevered Visions
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Illuminated Folio
• 1x Illusory Ambusher
• 1x Jace's Ingenuity
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Magmatic Insight
• 1x Pore Over the Pages
• 1x Prophetic Ravings
• 1x Stormsurge Kraken
• 1x Tormenting Voice

DrawWhore (5)

• 1x Aeon Chronicler
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Jace's Erasure
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Sphinx's Tutelage

Land (36)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Highland Lake
• 18x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Ramp/Firesale (16)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Brain in a Jar
• 1x Curious Homunculus  ^Flip
• 1x Dreamscape Artist
• 1x Goblin Electromancer
• 1x Infernal Plunge
• 1x Izzet Keyrune
• 1x Jace's Sanctum
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sapphire Medallion
• 1x Seething Song
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Vessel of Volatility
• 1x Walking Atlas
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Shenanigans (24)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Bludgeon Brawl
• 1x Daring Thief
• 1x Displacement Wave
• 1x Elite Arcanist
• 1x Fated Infatuation
• 1x Frenzied Fugue
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Hijack
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Malevolent Whispers
• 1x Metallurgic Summonings
• 1x Mind Control
• 1x Mind's Dilation
• 1x Negate
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Rise from the Tides
• 1x Scatter to the Winds
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Summary Dismissal
• 1x Taurean Mauler
• 1x Wharf Infiltrator

Commander (1)

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99 problems but gas aint one

drawrampplay insane shitrepeat until boardstate is a wasteland of nonsense or you have 4 times the amount of crap on your lawn as everyone else.

Basically the objective of this deck isn't really to win and not even exactly to have fun. It's just to do absolutely all of the things.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 29 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Construct */* C, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Squid 1/1 U, Zombie 2/2 B