So You Wouldn't Mind If I Ate The Receipt?

Commander / EDH Donate Goad UB (Dimir)

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Instant (15)

• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Infernal Grasp
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Negate
• 1x Dihada's Ploy
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Hellish Rebuke
• 1x Perplex
• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Sudden Substitution
• 1x Waterlogged Teachings  ^Flip

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Preordain
• 1x Unearth
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Virtus's Maneuver
• 1x Syphon Mind
• 1x Talent of the Telepath
• 1x Aether Gale
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Final Parting

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Vampiric Link
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Exchange of Words
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Dissipation Field

Artifact (10)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Creature (20)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Sygg, River Cutthroat
• 1x Demonic Taskmaster
• 1x Ebon Drake
• 1x Master of the Feast
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Thief of Sanity
• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Archfiend of the Dross
• 1x Desecration Elemental
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Mirrorhall Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Vile Entomber
• 1x Noosegraf Mob
• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Lord of the Pit

Land (32)

• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Contaminated Aquifer
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 8x Island
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Watery Grave

Commander (1)

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Enchantment (2)

• 1x Ghoulish Impetus
• 1x Mechanized Production

Creature (1)

• 1x Bronze Bombshell

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Giving gifts that suck!

"It's not a big deal you had a big mud pie you used too small a slice I ate the mud pie and now my stomach is absolutely FUCKED!"

Date added	1 year
Last updated	4 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Harpy 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B