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Commander / EDH Bracket 3 Group Slug Mono-Black Sacrifice Toolbox

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Removal (13)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Demolition Field
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Volatile Fault
• 1x Eaten Alive
• 1x Hex Parasite
• 1x Necrotic Wound
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Urborg Justice
• 1x Bone Shredder
• 1x Crypt Rats
• 1x Phyrexian Tribute
• 1x Eliminate the Competition

Drain (8)

• 1x Thrull Parasite
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Marionette Apprentice
• 1x Vengeful Bloodwitch
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Rug of Smothering

Protection (5)

• 1x Accursed Duneyard
• 1x Diamond City
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Gift of Doom

TokenBomb (3)

• 1x Blight Mound
• 1x Desecrated Tomb
• 1x Lightning Coils

Stax (2)

• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Silent Arbiter

MultiValue (11)

• 1x Fume Spitter
• 1x Dark Privilege
• 1x Lively Dirge
• 1x Orcish BowmastersGC
• 1x Fallen Ideal
• 1x Skullport Merchant
• 1x Teval's Judgment
• 1x Barbed Servitor
• 1x Sling-Gang Lieutenant
• 1x Soul Enervation
• 1x Phyrexian Plaguelord

Draw (10)

• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Body Count
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Into the Pit
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Skyscanner
• 1x Aetherworks Marvel
• 1x Mindless Automaton
• 1x Pitiless Carnage
• 1x Funeral Room / Awakening Hall

Tool (5)

• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Summoner's Egg
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Repay in Kind

ArtifactRecursion (2)

• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Junk Diver

Commander (1)

Ramp (34)

• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 24x Swamp
• 1x Blood Pet
• 1x Greedy Freebooter
• 1x Shambling Ghast
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Gleaming Barrier
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Black Market

CreatureRecursion (3)

• 1x Wake the Dead
• 1x Cadaver Imp
• 1x Victimize

Tutor (3)

• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x World Map
• 1x Mausoleum Secrets

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Other (11)

• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Cannibalize
• 1x Gate to Phyrexia
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Bone Harvest
• 1x Corpse Blockade
• 1x Soot Imp
• 1x Death Pits of Rath

BurstSac (4)

• 1x Fell Beast of Mordor
• 1x God-Eternal Bontu
• 1x Rottenmouth Viper
• 1x Torgaar, Famine Incarnate

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My own, real life Shirei deck that focuses on more vanilla drain effects with card draw, treasure ramp, and direct damage from minions to constantly accelerate board state. Shirei enables a gross number of nontoken creature etbs and deaths, but with the restriction of being small creatures. I have scoured the archives to find the most potent cards that fit this theme, some of which feel like truly eldritch knowledge to even be aware of. Some cards make so many tokens that they're too much not to include, and some funny stacks pieces fit in very well to punish others that are doing too well. The most potent card is card:Dark Privelege for being both protection and a sac outlet.

It's built to maximize power with minimal salt, so there is no forced discard despite being so supported by Shirei. As Shirei is critical to the engine, there are several options for protection, which double to have this deck win most situations involving a (non-exile) board wipe. Once online, you will be sacrificing every nontoken creature to bring back at each end step. More opponents means more end steps, so the aim is to drain most people evenly. With all the drain effects, this deck is strongest with multiple people at low health, so casting Repay in Kind with anyone at low health can often net a win. The deck is weak to graveyard removal and removal of Shirei. Shirei leaving the battlefield before the end step will result in everything staying in the graveyard, hence the protection.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.80
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Elemental 3/1 R, Energy Reserve, Goblin 1/1 R, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, Orc Army, Pest 1/1 BG, Plot, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Druid 2/2 B
Folders	Real Decks