Maximum Crunch

Commander / EDH* UBRG

Chad_Defazio

Land (38)

• 1x Archway of Innovation
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Forest
• 1x Glimmervoid
• 1x Great Furnace
• 5x Island
• 1x Ketria Triome
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x The Mycosynth Gardens
• 1x Training Center
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Artificer Class
• 1x Barbarian Class
• 1x Court of Vantress
• 1x Journey to the Lost City
• 1x Maddening Hex
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Netherese Puzzle-Ward
• 1x Night Shift of the Living Dead

Instant (3)

• 1x Scooch
• 1x Six-Sided Die
• 1x Three Steps Ahead

Creature (25)

• 1x "Lifetime" Pass Holder
• 1x Bamboozling Beeble
• 1x Celebr-8000
• 1x Clay Golem
• 1x Discourtesy Clerk
• 1x Earth-Cult Elemental
• 1x Feywild Trickster
• 1x Fruitcake Elemental
• 1x Goblin Blastronauts
• 1x Hoarding Ogre
• 1x Hulking Metamorph
• 1x Icing Manipulator
• 1x Karn, Legacy Reforged
• 1x Pixie Guide
• 1x Quick Fixer
• 1x Replication Specialist
• 1x Roxanne, Starfall Savant
• 1x Spelling Bee
• 1x Squirrel Squatters
• 1x The Most Dangerous Gamer
• 1x The Space Family Goblinson
• 1x Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
• 1x Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients
• 1x Wyll, Blade of Frontiers
• 1x Xenosquirrels

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Attempted Murder
• 1x Coming Attraction
• 1x Echo Storm
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Make Your Own Luck
• 1x Monumental Corruption
• 1x Myrkul's Edict
• 1x Reckless Endeavor
• 1x Reshape
• 1x Saheeli's Artistry
• 1x Season of Weaving
• 1x Wild Endeavor

Planeswalker (6)

• 1x Karn, Living Legacy
• 1x Karn, Scion of Urza
• 1x Saheeli, Sublime Artificer
• 1x Saheeli, the Gifted
• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master
• 1x Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge

Commanders (2)

Artifact (25)

• 1x Agility Bobblehead
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Charisma Bobblehead
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Clown Car
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Endurance Bobblehead
• 1x Intelligence Bobblehead
• 1x Luck Bobblehead
• 1x Mirrorworks
• 1x Mizzium Transreliquat
• 1x Perception Bobblehead
• 1x Prototype Portal
• 1x Replicating Ring
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Strength Bobblehead
• 1x Strength-Testing Hammer
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x The Deck of Many Things
• 1x Vexing Puzzlebox
• 1x Wizard's Spellbook

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Sideboard

Creature (9)

• 1x Ashad, the Lone Cyberman
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Schema Thief
• 1x Tawnos, Urza's Apprentice
• 1x The Sixth Doctor
• 1x Urza, Prince of Kroog

Artifact (2)

• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Sculpting Steel

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Mirrormade

Instant (1)

• 1x Masterful Replication

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Bamboozle
• 1x Mirage Mockery

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Lucky Offering
• 1x Valiant Endeavor

Artifact (1)

• 1x Lucky Clover

Creature (1)

• 1x Mr. House, President and CEO

Instant (1)

• 1x Contraband Livestock

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Comet, Stellar Pup

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Happy Holidays!

The secret sauce lies in winning with the Luck Bobblehead, which is why the deck tries to clone/copy artifacts, but the "main" strat is just to beat face with maximum dice-rolling CRUNCH.

Cuts and mana fixing help would be appreciated.

Date added	5 months
Last updated	5 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 3 Mythic Rares 51 - 11 Rares 31 - 1 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	119
Avg. CMC	3.57
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Clown Robot 1/1 W, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Dragon Spirit 5/4 RG, Emblem Karn, Living Legacy, Emblem Tezzeret, Artifice Master, Faerie Dragon 1/1 U, Food, Golem 3/3 C, Meteorite Token, Plot, Powerstone, Replicated Ring, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Squirrel 1/1 G, The Monarch, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie Employee 2/2 B