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Commander / EDH*

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Creature (31)

• 1x Akroan Skyguard
• 1x Alley Grifters
• 1x Archetype of Aggression
• 1x Archetype of Courage
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Bloodlust Inciter
• 1x Boldwyr Intimidator
• 1x Brazen Buccaneers
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Enthralling Victor
• 1x Exuberant Firestoker
• 1x Fathom Fleet Captain
• 1x Fortress Cyclops
• 1x Guul Draz Assassin
• 1x Hardened Berserker
• 1x Hero of Iroas
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x King Macar, the Gold-Cursed
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Malakir Cullblade
• 1x Mirran Crusader
• 1x Onyx Mage
• 1x Phalanx Leader
• 1x Prophetic Flamespeaker
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Screamreach Brawler
• 1x Swathcutter Giant
• 1x Two-Headed Giant
• 1x Zurgo Bellstriker
• 1x Zurgo Helmsmasher

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Burn from Within
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Howl of the Horde
• 1x Relentless Assault

Land (38)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 7x Mountain
• 4x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Slayers' Stronghold
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Wasteland

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Dictate of Heliod
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Madcap Skills
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x True Conviction
• 1x Visions of Brutality
• 1x Volcanic Strength

Commanders (2)

Instant (11)

• 1x Condemn
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Enrage
• 1x Fling
• 1x Pulse of the Forge
• 1x Retaliate
• 1x Savage Beating
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Titan's Strength
• 1x Utter End

Artifact (4)

• 1x Crook of Condemnation
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Soul Separator
• 1x Springleaf Drum

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Instant (1)

• 1x Crush Contraband

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THE SHIRTLESS MEN TRIBAL DECK OF BADASSERY

All nonland cards in this deck depict a shirtless man somewhere in the artwork.

I focused mainly on human looking creatures as an extra challenge for myself. Definitely helped narrow down the list of candidates. Includes humans, vampires, pirates, orcs, and some other creature types.

Why Bruse Tarl and Ravos? Where are the green and blue hunks?

Well, I wanted to add those colors, but I couldn't find a way to add it with the rest. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are a lot of shirtless men in green and blue (Garruk is sexy as hell ngl, and I think Jace would look nice without a shirt), but I wanted more colors for more options. Who knows, I might make a U/G version of this down the road.

Where are the [insert creature type here]?

Merfolk felt too easy (they live in the water ffs, of course they're going to be shirtless), demons, while very attractive, also felt a little too easy. Almost all demons are male and shirtless, and they're not quite as human looking as I would like them to be. Zombies (or just undead in general) are not only too easy because of their deteriorating clothes, but they are also decaying. That's beyond shirtless, and I'm not into that (no judgment, you do you fam). Also, I don't know how to feel about Iroas, God of Victory and Purphoros, God of the Forge . I'm not exactly sure if they're shirtless or not, but they would be bomb in this deck.

Explanations for certain cards ~

Crook of Condemnation : There are nipples and enough chest showing imo to include this.

Phyrexian Arena : In the middle of the card a little to the left, that man is shirtless.

Savage Beating : Okay I admit this one is kind of a stretch. I am still not sure whether to count this as human or not. Reminded me of Koth to an extent which was my reasoning for its inclusion, but I might replace it.

Relentless Assault : Nip slip if you look at the guy on the left (some skin as well). I think that's enough...?

Bearer of the Heavens : He wears a little loin cloth, so unlike all the other common rock people/golems, he has some decency. This also means he has no shirt on, so by definition, he is shirtless.

Colossus of Akros : I know he's not a living, fleshy creature, but dayum he is toned af.

Crush Contraband : The guy in the art is swole, but there's not a lot of skin showing. Might take it out.

The expected gameplan is to beat ass and flex. This is a casual af deck, and I also haven't really playtested it at all. I will update accordingly, but don't expect to win with this.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
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