I’m Just a Teenage Dirtbag

Commander / EDH Card Draw Matters UR (Izzet) Wheels

T0425

Land (38)

• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Desolate Lighthouse
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fiery Islet
• 1x Frostboil Snarl
• 12x Island
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Nivix, Aerie of the Firemind
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Riptide Laboratory
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Surtland Frostpyre
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Training Center

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Pyroclasm
• 1x Into the Fire
• 1x Invoke the Firemind
• 1x Ravenform
• 1x Windfall
• 1x Master the Way
• 1x Echo of Eons
• 1x Blasphemous Act

Creature (19)

• 1x Soul-Scar Mage
• 1x Duelist of the Mind
• 1x Spellskite
• 1x Third Path Iconoclast
• 1x Triskaidekaphile
• 1x Chandra's Spitfire
• 1x Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph
• 1x Glint-Horn Buccaneer
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Brallin, Skyshark Rider  ^Flip
• 1x Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might  ^Flip
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Treasonous Ogre
• 1x Body of Knowledge
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Thundering Djinn
• 1x All-Seeing Arbiter
• 1x The Locust God
• 1x Ancient Silver Dragon

Instant (13)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Fists of Flame
• 1x Izzet Charm
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Counterflux
• 1x Ionize
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Fateful Showdown
• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Firemind's Foresight

Commander (1)

Artifact (14)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sting, the Glinting Dagger
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Diviner's Wand
• 1x Firemind Vessel
• 1x Grafted Exoskeleton
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Wizard Class
• 1x Firemind's Research
• 1x Proft's Eidetic Memory
• 1x Nerd Rage
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight
• 1x Thought Reflection

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Back to the OG Niv. It was the first legendary creature I ever got in a pack when I was 15 and I never looked back. No combo or outright win conditions, just whatever cards I thought were fun. There’s still some expensive and efficient cards in here (Cyclonic Rift/Ancient Silver Dragon) but overall it’s meant to be a more casual experience. There are some fun synergies like wheeling into big damage with Fists of Flame or Thundering Djinn, or turning Master the Way into a bomb with a massive hand. I included every card that included the title “Firemind” for flavor, and will be revisiting the deck as I go to add as many Izzet cards as I can while keeping it functional.

Most of the win conditions revolve around Niv-Mizzet or Wheels. Nim Deathmantle expedites the process to 10 pings each opponent or two combats and card draws. Infect is as infect does. Wizard Class, Proft’s Eidetic Memory, or Diviner’s Wand will all pump Niv or another creature for heavy damage as we wheel and draw through the deck. Diviner’s Wand will give the equipped creature flying to evade ground bodies as well.

It looks like a lot of fun, at least to me. This one is more just to have fun and enjoy the original version of my favorite character.

*Faerie Mastermimd is a filler for Duelist of the Mind which comes out in Thunder Junction. I also realize Triskaidekaphile has a 13 card hand win condition so I lied about that.

Date added	10 months
Last updated	7 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.26
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bird 1/1 U, Foretell, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Insect 1/1 UR, Soldier 1/1 C