I Heard Him Say "Yo Momma"

Commander / EDH* RW (Boros)

DammitCat

Enchantment (63)

• 1x Acquired Mutation
• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Breath of Fury
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Citadel Siege
• 1x City on Fire
• 1x Crescendo of War
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Curse of Chaos
• 1x Curse of Hospitality
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of Shaken Faith
• 1x Curse of Vitality
• 1x Curse of the Forsaken
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Curse of the Pierced Heart
• 1x Day of the Moon
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Five-Alarm Fire
• 1x Flowering of the White Tree
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Furor of the Bitten
• 1x Gimli's Reckless Might
• 1x Goblin War Drums
• 1x Grasp of the Hieromancer
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Gryff's Boon
• 1x Guild Artisan
• 1x Heat of Battle
• 1x Honor of the Pure
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Impending Doom
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Ivory Mask
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Leyline of Combustion
• 1x Leyline of Lightning
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Martial Law
• 1x Norn's Decree
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Pain for All
• 1x Paladin Class
• 1x Path of Mettle  ^Flip
• 1x Popular Entertainer
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Retreat to Valakut
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm
• 1x Skin Invasion  ^Flip
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Sticky Fingers
• 1x Tavern Brawler
• 1x Tenuous Truce
• 1x The Night of the Doctor
• 1x The Sound of Drums
• 1x There and Back Again
• 1x Vance's Blasting Cannons  ^Flip
• 1x Vow of Duty
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x War Cadence
• 1x Warleader's Call
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Creature (31)

• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Akki Battle Squad
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Bloodthirster
• 1x Bothersome Quasit
• 1x Combat Celebrant
• 1x Death Kiss
• 1x Fear of Burning Alive
• 1x Fear of Missing Out
• 1x Forgeborn Oreads
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Gloin, Dwarf Emissary
• 1x Goblin Racketeer
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Heliod, Sun-Crowned
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant  ^Flip
• 1x Karlach, Fury of Avernus
• 1x Komainu Battle Armor
• 1x Laurine, the Diversion
• 1x Lightning Runner
• 1x Moraug, Fury of Akoum
• 1x Nelly Borca, Impulsive Accuser
• 1x Overlord of the Boilerbilges
• 1x Port Razer
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Taunting Kobold
• 1x Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Zariel, Archduke of Avernus

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Coronation of Chaos
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Full Throttle
• 1x Fury of the Horde
• 1x Overpowering Attack
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Taunt from the Rampart
• 1x Waves of Aggression
• 1x World at War
• 1x Wrath of God

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Genji Glove
• 1x Hexplate Wallbreaker
• 1x Laser Screwdriver
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Instant (4)

• 1x Great Train Heist
• 1x Response / Resurgence
• 1x Savage Beating
• 1x Take the Bait

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Theorycrafting a Lightning deck based around goad, with the hope of eventually building it to beat the snot out of my Final Fantasy obsessed friends.

Date added	3 days
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 67 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	118
Avg. CMC	3.60
Tokens	Devil 1/1 R, Emblem Zariel, Archduke of Avernus, Energy Reserve, Gold, Lightning Rager, Radiation, Rebel 2/2 R, Smaug, The Ring, The Ring Tempts You, Treasure