Braindead Kinnan (Perfect for Noobs)

Commander / EDH Annihilator Bracket 4 Eldrazi GU (Simic) Tap/Untap

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Creature (42)

• 1x Ancient Silver Dragon
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Armored Scrapgorger
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Atemsis, All-Seeing
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Consecrated SphinxGC
• 1x Dawnglade Regent
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Empress Galina
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Ilysian Caryatid
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core AugurGC
• 1x Kodama of the East Tree
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Lighthouse Chronologist
• 1x Llanowar Loamspeaker
• 1x Maraleaf Pixie
• 1x Memnarch
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Paradise Druid
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Poison Dart Frog
• 1x Reclusive Taxidermist
• 1x Seedborn MuseGC
• 1x Sphinx of the Second Sun
• 1x Summon: Bahamut
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x The Pride of Hull Clade
• 1x Thrasios, Triton Hero
• 1x Tidespout Tyrant
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Defiler
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of HungerGC

Artifact (18)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Arcum's Astrolabe
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Lavaspur Boots
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana VaultGC
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Skyclave Relic
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity
• 1x Thought Vessel

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Sylvan Library

Commander (1)

Land (33)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dreamroot Cascade
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 9x Snow-Covered Forest
• 9x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

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This deck takes zero brain power to play AKA perfect for noobs like me.

Check it out:

1. Kinnan or Nyxbloom Ancient + Basalt Monolith = infinite neutral mana.

2. Ilysian Caryatid while you control a creature with power 4 or greater or Incubation Druid with the plus one counters on it + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = Infinite colored mana

3. Bloom Tender + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = infinite colored mana

4. Kinnan or Nyxbloom Ancient + any mana dork in the deck + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = infinite colored mana

5. Kinnan or Nyxbloom Ancient + Paradise Mantle + Pemmin's Aura or Freed from the Real = infinite colored mana

6. Hullbreaker Horror or Tidespout Tyrant + Sol Ring or Mana Vault + Arcane Signet or Fellwar Stone or Mind Stone or Simic Signet or Talisman of Curiosity or Lavaspur Boots or Thought Vessel or Paradise Mantle = Infinite Colorless mana.

Now that you've assembled infinite mana, it's time to use Kinnan to search the deck for Memnarch and gain control of every permanent on the battlefield that doesn't have Hexproof or Shroud, including lands AKA win the game.

Alternatively, you can:

1. Hullbreaker Horror or Tidespout Tyrant + Sol Ring or Mana Vault + Arcum's Astrolabe = infinite card draw.

2. Hullbreaker Horror or Tidespout Tyrant + Mana Vault or Sol Ring + Codex Shredder = infinitely mill all opponents who do not have Hexproof.

Also, any infinite mana combo + Thrasios is also infinite draw.

If the above strats don't work or are foiled somehow, please consider the following:

SPAM THE ELDRAZI AND GET IT OVER WITH, ALREADY! YOU'RE BURNIN' DAYLIGHT!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.39
Tokens	Copy Clone, Spirit 1/1 C, The Monarch, Treasure