Cow-moo-nism

Commander / EDH Aggro BR (Rakdos) Budget

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Creature (32)

• 1x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Ahn-Crop Crasher
• 1x Anaba Shaman
• 1x Anaba Spirit Crafter
• 1x Ardent Dustspeaker
• 1x Bloodrage Brawler
• 1x Burning-Fist Minotaur
• 1x Deathbellow Raider
• 1x Fanatic of Mogis
• 1x Felhide Brawler
• 1x Felhide Petrifier
• 1x Felhide Spiritbinder
• 1x Glint-Horn Buccaneer
• 1x Gnarled Scarhide
• 1x Kragma Butcher
• 1x Kragma Warcaller
• 1x Lightning Visionary
• 1x Lord of Shatterskull Pass
• 1x Minotaur Skullcleaver
• 1x Minotaur Sureshot
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion
• 1x Neheb, the Eternal
• 1x Neheb, the Worthy
• 1x Oracle of Bones
• 1x Rageblood Shaman
• 1x Ragemonger
• 1x Ruinous Minotaur
• 1x Skophos Maze-Warden
• 1x Skophos Reaver
• 1x Slaughter-Priest of Mogis
• 1x Tahngarth, Talruum Hero

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Angrath, Captain of Chaos
• 1x Angrath, the Flame-Chained

Land (32)

• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Labyrinth of Skophos
• 1x Molten Slagheap
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sulfurous Mire
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Unclaimed Territory

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Crippling Fear
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Deathbellow War Cry
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Flurry of Horns
• 1x Last One Standing

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Ferocity of the Wilds
• 1x Goblin War Drums
• 1x Shared Animosity

Commander (1)

Instant (12)

• 1x Bolt Bend
• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Ricochet Trap
• 1x Smash to Smithereens
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Terror
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Unexpected Windfall
• 1x Wail of the Nim

Artifact (9)

• 1x Didgeridoo
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Strixhaven Stadium
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

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HISTORY OF THE SOVIET MOO-NION:

Welcome, cow-mrade, to our great empire. Here in the Soviet Moo-nion, we love nothing more than eli-moo-nating those that would oppose us in our quest for world do-moo-nation. We were not always big and strong, though. Many steers ago, we had little support from our great creator, those known as Wizards of the Cow-st. They never gave us enough to survive as a do-moo-nant tribe, but that began to change in October of 1995 with release of our great set Homelands. Sure, was nothing to write back to the herd about, but was good nonetheless. We got instrument of herd-calling known as Didgeridoo (is better than what Western world calls Aether Vial), and our first lord of the Moo-nion, Anaba Spirit Crafter. We also got leader of Moo-nion Air Force, Anaba Shaman.

But this was not enough. So in September of 2013, the Wizards of the Cow-st provided our great empire with more weapons of moo-ss destruction from the Theros block, such as Rageblood Shaman (chief of moo-rale), Ragemonger (head of factory production), and Felhide Petrifier (lead engin-steer of moo-litary advance-moo-nts). With these impressive additions, our moo-litary forces continued to grow like small calf into big, moo-scular bovine warrior.

However, this was also not enough. In April of 2018, the Wizards of the Cow-st gave us new leader of Soviet Moo-nion, Czar Neheb, the Worthy. Before him, was typical of Minotaurs to follow one known as Mogis, God of Slaughter, but Mogis was lazy bum, and only battled when moo-ny warriors were present. Czar Neheb was good, generous leader, and upheld standards of Cow-moo-nist regime we all know and love.

Finally, in July of 2020, the Soviet Moo-nion came under leadership of best Cow-moo-nist leader yet, Czar Sethron, Hurloon General. He gave us focus, and led us to great battles. Under his rule, we became feared nation that was deserved for so long.

Moo-ny others have joined us on our journey, but they have grown into big, happy, Cow-moo-nist family. You wait for fancy invitation to join Soviet moo-litary? No, you join now. Was requirement for listening to lecture about Minotaur history. What? You don't want join us because you eat beef!?! Heresy! Guards, arrest this Cyka Blyat of a hu-moo-n and send them to slaughterhouse in Siberia. Here in Soviet Moo-nion, cow eat manburger from Mc-Cow-nalds as tasty meal. Is quite delicions. You should try sometime...

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.04
Tokens	Copy Clone, Minotaur 2/3 R, Treasure, Zombie Army 0/0 B
Folders	silly cards, edit, to try, memes, cool decks