Please, I'm very soft

Commander / EDH* WB (Orzhov)

Kpatch

Creature (17)

• 1x Combat Calligrapher
• 1x Deathbringer Liege
• 1x Drana and Linvala
• 1x Dusk Legion Duelist
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Felisa, Fang of Silverquill
• 1x Keeper of the Accord
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Shadrix Silverquill
• 1x Stalking Leonin
• 1x Sunscorch Regent
• 1x Teysa Karlov
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Windborn Muse

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Marble Diamond
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Victory Chimes

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Citadel Siege
• 1x Court of Grace
• 1x Cunning Rhetoric
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Debtors' Knell
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Noble Heritage
• 1x Parasitic Impetus
• 1x Resourceful Defense
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Together Forever
• 1x Trouble in Pairs

Instant (10)

• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn's Truce
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Despark
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Inkshield
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's ProtectionGC
• 1x Your Temple is Under Attack

Commander (1)

Land (36)

• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 18x Plains
• 1x Silverquill Campus
• 1x Study Hall
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Vault of Champions

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Blot Out the Sky
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Cut a Deal
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Promise of Loyalty
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Secret Rendezvous
• 1x Split Up
• 1x Tragic Arrogance

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I made this after some of my friends kept repeatedly beating my teeth in and I was sad that I was getting my teeth kicked in. I liked my teeth, you know? There are various ways in this deck to make it cost mana to attack you and also to make it as expensive as possible to attack you. This is an enchantment heavy deck (mostly because my friends lacked enchantment removal) so watch out for removal of that type. It will end up fucking you. I would also wait to play cards like No Mercy unless you have to because doing so really gives makes you stand out amongst the group instantly.

The premise of this deck is to go "Wait, please, don't hurt me! You don't want to hurt me! uwu look at the card draw you can get!" only to later in the game be extremely hard to hit and have cards like a built Sunscorched Regent on the table.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Elephant 3/3 G, Inkling 2/1 WB, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, The Monarch, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B