Grolnok partitions against humanity

Commander / EDH GU (Simic)

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Land (34)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Barkchannel Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dreamroot Cascade
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 3x Forest
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hedge Maze
• 2x Island
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Novijen, Heart of Progress
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Overflowing Basin
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rejuvenating Springs
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Sunken Palace
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Vineglimmer Snarl
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Yavimaya Coast
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Creature (25)

• 1x Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius
• 1x Genesis
• 1x Herald of Secret Streams
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Lier, Disciple of the Drowned
• 1x Lumra, Bellow of the Woods
• 15x Persistent Petitioners
• 1x Quilled Greatwurm
• 1x Unctus, Grand Metatect
• 1x Vorel of the Hull Clade

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Court of Garenbrig
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Hadana's Climb  ^Flip
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Walk-In Closet / Forgotten Cellar

Sorcery (22)

• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 20x Slime Against Humanity
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace, Memory Adept
• 1x Tamiyo, Collector of Tales

Commander (1)

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Combine Chrysalis
• 1x Hedge Shredder
• 1x Locket of Yesterdays
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Spellweaver Helix
• 1x The Great Henge
• 1x The Ozolith
• 1x Thrumming Stone

Instant (1)

• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC

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Maybeboard

Instant (12)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Consider
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Drown in Dreams
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Swan Song

Creature (5)

• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x God-Eternal Kefnet
• 1x Malevolent Hermit  ^Flip
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x World Shaper

Artifact (1)

• 1x Sapphire Medallion

Land (2)

• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Urza's Saga

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x March of the World Ooze

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This deck follows the fundamentals of necromancy: Reduce, Reuse & Recycle. Im aiming to self mill with Persistent Partitioners, preferably under Grolnok, to get access to as many Slimes against humanity as possible and then just overwhelm my opponents with giant trample slimes. Doubleing season and Hardened Scales make them twice as big and Herald of secret streams makes them all unblockable, while Unctus, Grand metatect, turns all Partitioners into card draw. I also try to get as much value out of the available copies of Slimes against humanity as possible with Jin-Gitaxias, Lier, Desciple of the drowned and Spellweaver Helix. Genesis rcycles my most powerfull creatures, should they get milled or destroyed by my opponents. Meanwhile Lumra, Hedge Shredder and Walk-In Closet help me to get milled lands back from my graveyard. Kozilek is a safetymeasure. Not only is it an extremely powerfull creature, it also protects me from my own hubris of digging too deep and too greedely. It also resets my graveyard, for more Grolnok shenanigans. (Also -> Gambling)

Date added	1 year
Last updated	11 hours
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 40 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.29
Tokens	Beast 4/4 G, Copy Clone, Ooze 0/0 G, The Monarch