Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon. He is one.

Commander / EDH Artifact UR (Izzet) Voltron

Zuul

Artifact (25)

• 1x Argentum Armor
• 1x Batterbone
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Bonehoard
• 1x Brass Knuckles
• 1x Flayer Husk
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Kaldra Compleat
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Mizzium Transreliquat
• 1x Necropouncer
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Scytheclaw
• 1x Sickleslicer
• 1x Skinwing
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Sword of Sinew and Steel
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Sword of the Animist

Instant (9)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Counterflux
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Fumble
• 1x Grip of Phyresis
• 1x Magnetic Theft
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Heist
• 1x Reinterpret

Creature (24)

• 1x Acquisition Octopus
• 1x Armguard Familiar
• 1x Brass Squire
• 1x Bronzeplate Boar
• 1x Champion of the Flame
• 1x Deadeye Quartermaster
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Enthusiastic Mechanaut
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Fervent Champion
• 1x Goblin Gaveleer
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Godo, Bandit Warlord
• 1x Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Kazuul's Toll Collector
• 1x Komainu Battle Armor
• 1x Lizard Blades
• 1x Ogre-Head Helm
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Urza, Powerstone Prodigy
• 1x Vedalken Archmage
• 1x Vedalken Humiliator

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Storm the Vault  ^Flip
• 1x The Brothers' War
• 1x Visions of Phyrexia

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Thoughtcast

Commander (1)

Land (35)

• 1x Blast Zone
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Hall of Tagsin
• 1x Highland Lake
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 10x Island
• 10x Mountain
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 1x Temple of Epiphany
• 1x War Room

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris jokes aren't jokes. They are true facts.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting because hunting could end in failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris once got a boner lying on the beach and struck oil.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.23
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Powerstone, Treasure