The Game Was Rigged From The Start

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Casual Combo Discard

Radio_Cannibal

Creature (24)

• 1x Anje's Ravager
• 1x Archfiend of Ifnir
• 1x Archfiend of Spite
• 1x Asylum Visitor
• 1x Big Game Hunter
• 1x Bloodhall Priest
• 1x Bloodmad Vampire
• 1x Bone Miser
• 1x Brain Gorgers
• 1x Cavalier of Flame
• 1x Gorgon Recluse
• 1x Grave Scrabbler
• 1x Horror of the Broken Lands
• 1x Incorrigible Youths
• 1x Insatiable Gorgers
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Muck Drubb
• 1x Nightshade Assassin
• 1x Reckless Wurm
• 1x Stromkirk Occultist
• 1x Twins of Maurer Estate
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood
• 1x Voldaren Pariah  ^Flip
• 1x Weirded Vampire

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bag of Holding
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Rakdos Signet

Land (36)

• 1x Badlands
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Curse of Fool's Wisdom
• 1x Gibbering Descent
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Seismic Assault
• 1x Senseless Rage
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Stensia Masquerade
• 1x Strength of Lunacy
• 1x Tectonic Reformation

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Alchemist's Greeting
• 1x Alms of the Vein
• 1x Avacyn's Judgment
• 1x Biting Rain
• 1x Call to the Netherworld
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Distemper of the Blood
• 1x From Under the Floorboards
• 1x Gisa's Bidding
• 1x Ichor Slick
• 1x Malevolent Whispers
• 1x Murderous Compulsion
• 1x Psychotic Episode

Instant (8)

• 1x Abandon Reason
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Dark Withering
• 1x Fiery Temper
• 1x Fists of Flame
• 1x Psychotic Haze
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Violent Eruption

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¡¡¡¡¡THIS DECK IS A MEME!!!!!

This deck is in no way meant to win, it's sole purpose is for me to laugh as my opponents wonder what I am doing and then for them to laugh with me as I die. It is a suicide deck that wants to get Vilis, Broker of Blood and Spiteful Visions out onto the field as soon as possible and then die to the card draw loop! Anje Falkenrath is at the head since she is (in my opinion) the best option for this strategy.

Fists of Flame is in the deck so I can Anje 20 cards and buff someone else's creature to take myself out or someone else out if I am feeling extra chaotic.

Budget is not a concern, reanimating Phage the Untouchable or using a pact is too lame. The point of the deck is to assemble something dumb and watch as it makes your existence disappear!

Any suggestions for self-death loops, more memes, or faster ways to get this loop out onto the field would be greatly appreciated!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.36
Tokens	Zombie 2/2 B