Why am I Punching Myself?

Commander / EDH Alt Win Casual Lifegain WB (Orzhov)

TlawDire

Land (40)

• 14x Snow-Covered Plains
• 9x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Glacial ChasmGC
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Hagra Broodpit  ^Flip
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Island of Wak-Wak
• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Lotus Vale
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Scorched Ruins
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Vesuva
• 1x War Room
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Axis of Mortality
• 1x Cessation
• 1x Font of Agonies
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Near-Death Experience
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Purgatory
• 1x Soul Echo
• 1x Takklemaggot
• 1x Triskaidekaphobia *f-pre*
• 1x On Thin Ice

Artifact (13)

• 1x Archaeomancer's Map
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone *f-etch*
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Jeweled Amulet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mirror Universe
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunstone
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Bolas's CitadelGC

Creature (11)

• 1x Gold Myr
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Children of Korlis
• 1x Exquisite Archangel *f-pre*
• 1x False Prophet
• 1x Resolute Archangel
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation

Instant (11)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Debt of Loyalty
• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x Fateful Absence
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Heliod's Intervention
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Thrilling Encore

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Balancing Act
• 1x Cataclysm
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Infernal Contract
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Profane Transfusion
• 1x Repay in Kind
• 1x Retribution of the Meek
• 1x Single Combat
• 1x Temporary Truce

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You ever wanted to punch yourself in the face? You ever wanted to kill people by punching yourself in the face? This deck is for you!

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Clue, Elephant 3/3 G, Horror */* C