Ramos Wants Pizza

Commander / EDH Death and Taxes Hatebears Land Destruction RW (Boros) Storm

Reznorboy

Sorcery (25)

• 1x Anger of the Gods
• 1x Apex of Power
• 1x Banefire
• 1x Bonus Round
• 1x Burning Inquiry
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Devil's Play
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Fissure Vent
• 1x Flowstone Flood
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Icefall
• 1x Insult / Injury
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Molten Rain
• 1x Past in Flames
• 1x Pillage
• 1x Recoup
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Roiling Terrain
• 1x Rubble Reading
• 1x Seismic Spike
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Violent Impact
• 1x Volcanic Vision

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Underworld Breach

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Chandra, Acolyte of Flame
• 1x Chandra, Novice Pyromancer

Creature (19)

• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Avaricious Dragon
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Backdraft Hellkite
• 1x Chancellor of the Annex
• 1x Chancellor of the Tangle
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Drannith Magistrate
• 1x Glint-Horn Buccaneer
• 1x Golgari Grave-Troll
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Leonin Relic-Warder
• 1x Lodestone Golem
• 1x Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion
• 1x Sphinx of Foresight
• 1x Tectonic Giant
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Tomik, Distinguished Advokist
• 1x World Queller

Instant (12)

• 1x Desperate Ritual
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Fall of the Titans
• 1x Heartfire
• 1x Increasing Vengeance
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Magma Jet
• 1x Manamorphose
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Repeated Reverberation
• 1x Volcanic Offering
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Commander (1)

Land (36)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Cryptic Caves
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 14x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 10x Plains
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Wintermoon Mesa

Artifact (2)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sphere of Resistance

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The white is the mozzarella, the red is the pepperoni.

Jokes aside, I wanted to make a Boros deck in Commander. However, I was pretty disappointed by the Commanders I had to choose from. One day, I was looking at my collection and saw Ramos, and thought, well, if I just ignore the other colors, it's basically "If I play 5 spells, I get 10 mana, right?"

Storm already fits well into red, and hatebears allow me to drag the game out until I'm ready to storm. The wincon is to destroy a ton of lands using storm cards, and then beat them down with the hatebears from there. Though certain cards like Thalia, Guardian of Thraben also hinder us heavily, I decided (at least for now) that preventing opponents' infinite combos was invaluable and irreplaceable.

Suggestions are highly appreciated. I want to see if I can eventually make the deck somewhat competitive. Hatebear and storm decks (separately) have proven successful in the past, however, this deck does a lot of strange things which I'm hoping will return favorably. (And yes, I know that currently the way to build Ramos optimally is considered to be Charms, but you never find out if you never try.) (This deck is meant to be somewhat budget, so please no extremely expensive suggestions.) Lastly, thank you for reading.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Exclude colors	UBG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.30
Tokens	Elemental 1/1 R