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Commander / EDH FNM Group Slug Jank Land Destruction Loam RG (Gruul)

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Land (38)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Echoing Deeps
• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Forest
• 1x Forest
• 1x Forest
• 1x Forest
• 1x Forest
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Glacial ChasmGC
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Memorial to War
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Valley
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Ominous Cemetery
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Roadside Reliquary
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Skarrg, the Rage Pits
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Volatile Fault
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Creature (25)

• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Giggling Skitterspike
• 1x Goblin Ruinblaster
• 1x Goblin Settler
• 1x Hornet Nest
• 1x Hugs, Grisly Guardian
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Icetill Explorer
• 1x Jumbo Cactuar
• 1x Klothys, God of Destiny
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Orcish Settlers
• 1x Ravager Wurm
• 1x Ruby, Daring Tracker
• 1x Saber Ants
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sandworm
• 1x Slicer, Hired Muscle  ^Flip
• 1x Springbloom Druid
• 1x Summon: Titan
• 1x Tahngarth, First Mate
• 1x Tilling Treefolk
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets

Artifact (10)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Blazing Sunsteel
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Dawnsire, Sunstar Dreadnought
• 1x Jinxed Choker
• 1x Laser Screwdriver
• 1x Mage Slayer
• 1x Scepter of Celebration *pp*
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Fire Crystal

Commander (1)

Sorcery (18)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Cleansing Wildfire
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Decimate
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Far Wanderings
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Land Grant
• 1x Molten Rain
• 1x Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
• 1x Pillage
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Star of Extinction
• 1x Stone Rain
• 1x Sundering Eruption  ^Flip
• 1x Violent Impact
• 1x Worldsoul's Rage

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Acquired Mutation
• 1x Boseiju Reaches Skyward  ^Flip
• 1x Pain for All
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm
• 1x Shiny Impetus

Instant (3)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Smashing Success
• 1x Starstorm

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Stuffy Doll

Artifact (1)

• 1x Crucible of Worlds

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I had a vision to have a deck where everyone else at the table is fighting while I maestro the combat and nobody is hitting me. So I devised a plan to pump out major threat creatures and pass them around the table, using land destruction defensively if I am targeted by other players and to keep them in check. If playing against this deck, you had better be running basic lands, and even then, you may not be safe. Welcome to hell, curated by Mina and Denn.

You can use basically and Gruul Legendary creature as Commander, and there was a strong debate to use Hugs, but we decided to roll with the additional land on each turn and the ability to grant Trample to other creatures which we will be tron-ning up!

Ramp Package:

1. Land Grant
2. Cultivate
3. Kodama's Reach
4. Explosive Vegetation
5. Rampant Growth
6. Search for Tomorrow
7. Far Wanderings
8. Boseiju Reaches Skyward  ** - versatile spell that replays lands from grave and also becomes a threat creature.
9. Sakura-Tribe Elder
10. Oracle of Mul Daya - play additional lands each turn and play with library top revealed.
11. Sol Ring
12. Summon: Titan - splendid reclamation on a body!
13. Ruby, Daring Tracker - Mana dork and useful body.
14. Worldsoul's Rage - a removal spell that let's you recycle lands from the grave.
15. The Fire Crystal - reduces cost of the abundance of red spells. Also gives haste to our baddies.
16. Tilling Treefolk - here to recycle all the lands from the grave and double up on our LD Lands. Combos with Mina and Denn to replay them on same turn.
17. Icetill Explorer - play additional lands every turn AND also recur from the graveyard.

Goodies to Pass around the table: (one area of the deck that we want to build our over time with more threats)

1. Humble Defector - gains card draw.
2. Tahngarth, First Mate
3. Jinxed Choker
4. Assault Suit
5. Slicer, Hired Muscle  
6. Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
7. Rite of the Raging Storm

Goad: (another core component)

1. Laser Screwdriver - mana rock which goads!
2. Shiny Impetus - goad and ramp with Treasure!
3. Bloodthirsty Blade
4. Disrupt Decorum
5. Agitator Ant
6. Acquired Mutation

Land Destruction potential: (The reason this is a Bracket 4 Deck)

1. Star of Extinction - destroys a target land before fishing out 20 damage to each creature & Planeswalker.
2. Thespian's Stage - can copy any other LD Land
3. Violent Impact
4. Goblin Settler
5. Goblin Ruinblaster
6. Sundering Eruption
7. Stone Rain
8. Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
9. Molten Rain
10. Ravager Wurm
11. Boom / Bust
12. Beast Within
13. Orcish Settlers
14. Smashing Success
15. Decimate
16. Pillage
17. Cleansing Wildfire
18. Volatile Fault
19. Dust Bowl
20. Field of Ruin
21. Memorial to War
22. Boseiju, Who Endures
23. Ghost Quarter
24. Encroaching Wastes
25. Wasteland
26. Sandworm
27. Strip Mine

Winning the Game:

1) Dealing Damage to Damage distributors creatures - for example, Star of Extinction or Blasphemous Act combo with Stuffy Doll or Brash Taunter. You can use Blazing Sunsteel out of the equipment slot to combo with any indestructible creature.

2) Land Destruction Lockout - just blow up lands until an opponent cannot do anything. Create a recurring chain by playing strip mine and wasteland from the graveyard.

3) Give Opponents Tools to Kill themselves - Alexios, Assault Suit, goading the table. Rite of the Raging Storm passes around the table.

4) Trample!!! - Use Mina and Denn to target Jumbo Cactuar for the kill! For added fun, Fling it after combat! Combo potential with Mage Slayer from the equipment slot.

Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 34 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Citizen 1/1 GW, Copy Clone, Insect 1/1 G, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Elemental 5/1 R, Radiation, Treasure