Gonti, Grand Larceny

Commander / EDH Mono-Black

Bullmatthews

Creature (22)

• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Brainstealer Dragon
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dusk Legion Zealot
• 1x Elder Brain
• 1x Gelatinous Cube
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Mind Flayer, the Shadow
• 1x Nashi, Moon Sage's Scion
• 1x Nightmare Shepherd
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Phyrexian Delver
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Ravenous Chupacabra
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Soldevi Adnate
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Underworld Hermit

Artifact (12)

• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Firemind Vessel
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Grinning Totem
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home

Instant (13)

• 1x Abnormal Endurance
• 1x Demonic Gifts
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Fake Your Own Death
• 1x Feign Death
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Rescue from the Underworld
• 1x Return to Action
• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Undying Evil
• 1x Undying Malice
• 1x Wake the Dead

Land (33)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Sanctum of Eternity
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 22x Swamp
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Thriving Moor

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Danse Macabre
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Necromantic Selection
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Predators' Hour
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Cunning Rhetoric
• 1x Dead Man's Chest
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Phyrexian Arena

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Maybeboard

Land (1)

• 1x The Dross Pits

Instant (1)

• 1x Black Sun's Twilight

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Necrogen Communion

Artifact (1)

• 1x Golden Argosy

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FADE IN:

1 EMPTY ROOM WITH SINGLE CHAIR 1

We hear a DOOR OPEN and CLOSE, followed by APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS. DANNY OCEAN, dressed in prison fatigues, ENTERS FRAME and sits.

VOICE (O.S.) Good morning.

DANNY Good morning.

VOICE (O.S.) Please state your name for the record.

DANNY Daniel Ocean.

VOICE (O.S.) Thank you. Mr. Ocean, the purpose of this meeting is to determine whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence schemes and frauds. What can you tell us about this?

DANNY As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.

2 INT. PAROLE BOARD HEARING ROOM - WIDER VIEW - MORNING 2

Three PAROLE BOARD MEMBERS sit opposite Danny, behind a table.

BOARD MEMBER #2 Mr. Ocean, what we're trying to find out is: was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason why you simply got caught this time?

DANNY My wife left me. I was upset. I got into a self-destructive pattern.

BOARD MEMBER #3 If released, is it likely you would fall back into a similar pattern?

DANNY She already left me once. I don't think she'll do it again just for kicks.

Glances dart between the Board Members.

BOARD MEMBER #1 Mr. Ocean, what do you think you would do if released?

Danny considers.

DANNY

(deadpan) I don't know. How much do you guys make a year?

Date added	4 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.42
Tokens	Copy Clone, Harpy 1/1 B, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B