Dick Move Deck

Casual*

Scottbert

Creature (16)

• 2x AEther Figment
• 1x Body Double
• 1x Clone
• 2x Fog Bank
• 1x Giant Albatross
• 2x Lich Lord of Unx
• 1x Mahamoti Djinn
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 3x Prodigal Sorcerer
• 1x Sage Owl
• 1x Wrexial, the Risen Deep

Land (19)

• 12x Island
• 7x Swamp

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 2x Control Magic
• 1x Curiosity
• 1x Levitation
• 2x Weakness

Instant (15)

• 3x Boomerang
• 2x Brainstorm
• 4x Counterspell
• 1x Dark Banishing
• 1x Simulacrum
• 4x Unsummon

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Portent

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Sideboard

Creature (19)

• 1x Augury Owl
• 1x Banshee
• 1x Bog Imp
• 1x Circu, Dimir Lobotomist
• 1x Dandan
• 1x Drake Familiar
• 1x Mourning Thrull
• 1x Reef Pirates
• 1x Sea Sprite
• 1x Wall of Air
• 4x Wall of Shadows
• 3x Wall of Vapor
• 1x Water Elemental
• 1x Zephyr Falcon

Land (2)

• 1x Duskmantle, House of Shadow
• 1x Rootwater Depths

Enchantment (24)

• 1x Betrayal
• 2x Cloak of Confusion
• 2x Energy Flux
• 1x Gaseous Form
• 1x Gloom
• 1x Invisibility
• 1x Lifetap
• 1x Pestilence
• 4x Phantasmal Terrain
• 1x Reality Acid
• 1x Seal of Removal
• 2x Sensory Deprivation
• 2x Steal Artifact
• 1x Telepathy
• 3x Unstable Mutation

Artifact (16)

• 2x Armageddon Clock
• 1x Feldon's Cane
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Ivory Tower
• 1x Jester's Cap
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Paupers' Cage
• 1x Skull Catapult
• 1x The Rack
• 1x Thran Foundry
• 1x Time Bomb
• 3x Tormod's Crypt

Instant (19)

• 1x Annul
• 3x Blue Elemental Blast
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Enchantment Alteration
• 4x Flash Flood
• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Hydroblast
• 2x Impulse
• 2x Power Sink
• 1x Steel Sabotage
• 2x Terror

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Acquire
• 1x Gaze of Pain
• 1x Volcanic Eruption

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Maybeboard

Creature (17)

• 1x Air Elemental
• 1x Apprentice Wizard
• 1x Battering Ram
• 1x Hell's Caretaker
• 1x Hypnotic Specter
• 1x Juggernaut
• 1x Krovikan Sorcerer
• 1x Kukemssa Serpent
• 1x Lurking Informant
• 1x Merfolk Seer
• 1x Nettling Imp
• 1x Norritt
• 1x Sindbad
• 1x Skulking Ghost
• 1x Sorceress Queen
• 1x Wall of Water
• 1x Zuran Enchanter

Land (1)

• 1x Underground River

Enchantment (29)

• 1x Awesome Presence
• 2x Contaminated Bond
• 1x Creature Bond
• 1x Deathgrip
• 3x Erosion
• 3x Fishliver Oil
• 4x Flight
• 1x Mystic Veil
• 1x Narcolepsy
• 1x Paralyze
• 3x Power Leak
• 4x Psychic Venom
• 1x Puppet Master
• 1x Soothsaying
• 2x Unholy Strength

Artifact (4)

• 2x Crystal Rod
• 1x Glasses of Urza
• 1x Liar's Pendulum

Instant (33)

• 1x Cancel
• 2x Clairvoyance
• 1x Dream's Grip
• 1x Ebony Charm
• 1x Enervate
• 1x Fleeting Distraction
• 1x Force Void
• 1x Inspiration
• 1x Obsessive Search
• 1x Power Sink
• 4x Ray of Command
• 4x Remove Soul
• 1x Repulse
• 1x Sapphire Charm
• 1x Shadow Rift
• 1x Siren's Call
• 4x Spell Blast
• 1x Spell Contortion
• 1x Transmutation
• 3x Twiddle
• 1x Word of Undoing

Sorcery (12)

• 2x Drain Life
• 3x Dream Cache
• 1x Mind Bomb
• 1x Mind Ravel
• 1x Recall
• 2x Taste of Blood
• 1x Touch of Death
• 1x Word of Binding

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The dick move deck uses blue's control to keep opponents from doing their worst, while stealing their best creatures and and using Lich Lord of Unx to summon a zombie army that can do damage directly or indirectly through the Lich Lord's ability.

Current problems:If they have no good creatures to steal (opponent is using horde of small creatures, creatures that rely on synergy with eachother, creatures with powerful abilities based on red, white, or green mana) one of your primary sources of damage is gone, although Wrexial and the Djinn can make up for this somewhat.No good answer to troublesome enchantments. Boomerang is only a temporary solution.

Date added	13 years
Last updated	13 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 7 - 14 Rares 15 - 31 Uncommons 17 - 38 Commons
Cards	59
Avg. CMC	2.30
Tokens	Zombie Wizard 1/1 UB