Butt Stuff

Commander / EDH Casual Jank Mono-Black Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

MrKrabs

Creature (22)

• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Demon of Dark Schemes
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Graveborn Muse
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Hex Parasite
• 1x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem *oversized*
• 1x Kuon, Ogre Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Myojin of Night's Reach
• 1x Nirkana Revenant
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Scuttlemutt
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Withered Wretch
• 1x Zombie Trailblazer

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Contamination
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x NecropotenceGC
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Retribution of the Ancients

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Desert
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Oasis
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 23x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Sorrow's Path
• 1x Tower of the Magistrate
• 1x Urborg
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Artifact (10)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (7)

• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Moonlight Bargain
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Touch of Darkness
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC
• 1x Withering Boon

Commander (1)

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Head Games
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited

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Enchantment (1)

• 1x Revel in Riches

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Horobi, Death's Sultry Bedside Manner

This is the deck I pull out when I'm upset. This is the deck I pull out when I hate my friends. This is the deck I pull out when the table needs to suffer.

This deck is the anti-creature, anti-fun, nobody gets nice things deck you've always been looking for and never knew you needed. It's not meant to be competitive, and there are real stax decks you can build if you want to competitively make people miserable, but this is the casual jank sandpaper hand job you've always wanted in your life.

Make mana, kill creatures, drain the table.

Top Ranked	Achieved #14 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.70
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Emblem Ob Nixilis Reignited, Energy Reserve, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Wanty want, Decks of Interest - EDH, Cool Decks, Decks I want, ideas