Affinity for Rubber Chickens (Chiss-Goria EDH)

Commander / EDH Affinity Artifact Battlecruiser Mono-Red

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Ramp (22)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Frogmite
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Slobad, Iron Goblin
• 1x Sojourner's Companion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x The Mightstone and Weakstone  ^Meld
• 1x The Reaver Cleaver
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unstable Obelisk
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Rubber Chickens (9)

• 1x Bosh, Iron Golem
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Metalwork Colossus
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Scuttling Doom Engine
• 1x Su-Chi Cave Guard
• 1x Threefold Thunderhulk
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Interaction (17)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Argentum Masticore
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Dragonspark Reactor
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Karn's Sylex
• 1x Magmatic Galleon
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Runaway Boulder
• 1x Soul-Guide Lantern
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Universal Solvent
• 1x Urn of Godfire

Value (13)

• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant
• 1x Gerrard's Hourglass Pendant
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Imposing Grandeur
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Pirate's Pillage
• 1x Ransom Note
• 1x Reckless Handling
• 1x Sandstone Oracle
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Unexpected Windfall

Commander (1)

Lands (35)

• 1x Cryptic Caves
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Desert of the Fervent
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Madblind Mountain
• 19x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Sanctum of Eternity
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Underdark Rift
• 1x Zhalfirin Void

Damage (3)

• 1x Hexplate Wallbreaker
• 1x Passionate Archaeologist
• 1x Patchwork Automaton

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Other (3)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Triplicate Titan

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Ladies and Gentledudes,

The Forge presents* to you

Drum Roll

Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant, the big scary dragon that likes anything artificial, e.g. squeaky pet toys.

Ok, maybe those are pretty massive pet toys. Ever been hit to death by a rubber chicken? Well, now you will be!

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Once again, a straight-forward deck with some twist. Chiss-Goria comes down rather early for a 5/4 hasty flyer due to cheap artifacts. As soon as Chiss enters the board, he'll attack to drop something massive. Besides the ramp that our commander will hit from time to time, the big artifacts can be divided in some sub-categories:

Beatsticks

Bosh, Iron Golem,Combustible Gearhulk, Metalwork Colossus, Myr Battlesphere, Phyrexian Triniform, Scuttling Doom Engine, Su-Chi Cave Guard, Walking Skyscraper, Wurmcoil Engine, Sandstone Oracle, Steel Hellkite, Hexplate Wallbreaker, Phyrexian Colossus

These enter the battlefield accompanied with a loud wooooow from around the table. They are big, they are scary. They deal damage.

Grenades

Argentum Masticore, Steel Hellkite, Duplicant, Meteor Golem, Spine of Ish Sah

These will come down and kill something, or in the case of Masticore and Hellkite, they won't blow things up immediately, but they'll do it later repeatedly.

But wait, there's more to the deck than just spitting out big artifacts from the library.

Feldon of the Third Path and Goblin Welder are pretty efficient ways to reanimate a rubber chicken or two, and Arms Race is a Sneak Attack for artifacts.

Those combine neatly with Slobad, Iron Goblin, which will usually give us quite a lot of mana. Churning through cards while chaining Sandstone Oracle and Spine of Ish Sah turn after turn can be very impressive.

No deck is complete without the pieces that make it hum...well, rather squeak:

Ramp

Besides the already mentioned Slobad, Iron Goblin, this is our ramp:

Arcane Signet, Commander's Sphere, Fire Diamond, Lotus Petal, Prismatic Lens, Sol Ring, and Solemn Simulacrum are usual suspects at this point. They are cheap and accelerate us, in this deck even more than in others.

Foundry Inspector helps us with permanent ramp. The more mana we have in general, and the more stuff we want to cast, the better it becomes.

Cathodion is great with ways to sacrifice and recurr artifacts. Frogmite and sujourner's companion are basically free most of the time, so they are listed as ramp with our commander.

Gilded Lotus, The Mightstone and Weakstone  , Thran Dynamo, and Unstable Obelisk are ramp with extras. They either give us a lot of mana, or they represent removal and/or card draw, either of which makes them totally worth dropping with Chiss-Goria.

Poetic Ingenuity is a new addition. It can do quite a few things here. Even though I don't have any dinosaur cards in here, the deck is basically more than half artifacts, so Ingenuity will produce one dino per turn, which will lead to a decent rate of treasure production.

Value

Faithless Looting, Seize the Spoils, Sensei's Divining Top, Thrill of Possibility, and Unexpected Windfall are great ways to draw cards in general. Imposing Grandeur was already powerful in my Moraug, Fury of Akoum list, but here, with a commander with an MV of 9, it's simply ridiculous.

Sandstone Oracle is a way to draw cards that synergyzes with big parts of thd deck. Chiss-Goria can cast it. Goblin Welder, Scarecrone, and Arms Race can cheat it out.

Canoptek Spyder triggers off of all the artifact creatures to draw a bunch.

Loyal Apprentice and Mishra's Bauble are cheap ways to get more artifacts.

Clock of Omens could basically be in any of the categories so far: It ramps by untapping a mana rock, or it protects me by untapping a creature. Due to that flexibility, the value section is where I see it. I could also use it to untap Phyrexian Colossus.

Reckless Handling is a cheap tutor that could hypothetically help me close out very close games.

Interaction

I already mentioned some of these cards in the rubber chicken category, so I won't repeat their use here.

Abrade and You Find Some Prisoners deal with artifacts and each have an additional mode in case there aren't any dangerous ones.

Chaos Warp is an all-star, dealing with everything that could annoy me.

Unstable Obelisk, Urn of Godfire and Universal Solvent are cheap artifacts with removal attached.

Shiny Impetus is creature removal that gives me treasures.

Tormod's Crypt is gravehate, while also being another cheerio.

Blasphemous Act and Karn's Sylex are my boardwipes.

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Deck and description are finally both at a good point. I could add expensive artifacts if I wanted, and there are obvious possible upgrades. But for now, I really like where this is at. It's really aggressive and fast, dropping battlecruiser cards at an insane rate. I wouldn't have guessed I'll like it that much, but my inner Timmy just feeds on stuff like this. I appreciate each and every feedback, thanks for your time, and may the forge be with you.

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*The Forge only presents described enormous flying death lizard. We take no responsibilities for any chewed-off body parts or other lethal or non-lethal injuries resulting from watching it. Interfering with the dragon' sqeakies can't be advised. Oh god, PLEASE stay away from its sqeakies.

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Top Ranked	Achieved #26 position overall 1 year ago Achieved #22 position in Commander / EDH 1 year ago Achieved #3 position in Commander / EDH Artifact 1 year ago Achieved #3 position in Commander / EDH Battlecruiser 1 year ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.94
Tokens	A Mysterious Creature, Copy Clone, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Gnome 1/1 C, Myr 1/1 C, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Rebel 2/2 R, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
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