Favorite Turn 2 Wins
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Posted on Oct. 14, 2011, 3:33 a.m. by mossflower
So I've recently been completely fascinated with imagining the most ridiculous turn 2 wins that I can, and now I'm curious to see what other Tappedouters have come up with. Do you have a fun/ridiculous combo that wins on turn 2 that you especially like?
BliefCallerOfBeastzz says... #2
T1: Island , Sol Ring , Pili-Pala , Paradise Mantle
T2: Training Grounds , equip Paradise Mantle to Pili-pala, infinite mana, cast Comet Storm
It even is a turn 2 win in multiplayer.
February 18, 2014 11:40 p.m.
NotSoLuckyLydia says... #3
When it was legal for a week in legacy, I played Hulk-Flash and won 10 or so games in a tournament on turn zero. Always draw first, then start the game with Gemstone Caverns in play. Exile Simian Spirit Guide or Elvish Spirit Guide , then cast Flash to play Protean Hulk . He enters the battlefield, and then dies when you can't pay for him. Then you get to search up 4 Disciple of the Vault , and Phyrexian Marauder with Shifting Wall .
The artifact creatures have 0 toughness and die as a state based effect. Your opponent dies.
February 18, 2014 11:50 p.m.
Turn 1: drop a Swamp , tap for Dark Ritual , cast Putrid Imp , discard It That Betrays , use remaining two mana for Exhume ... opponent scoops...
February 19, 2014 12:01 a.m.
ryuzaki32667 says... #5
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Legacy*
SCORE: 0 | 0 COMMENTS | 41 VIEWSIt's capable of consistent turn 1-2 kills, it either puts Griselbrand and Emrakul, the Aeons Torn in play and swings for the 21 or Griselbrand swings alone and you chain rituals and just cast Emrakul, the Aeons Torn take your extra turn and swing for the rest. The better explination is in the description
February 19, 2014 12:11 a.m.
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness says... #6
Turn 1: Play an mounatain, and a Black Lotus then play Ornithopter . Then tap and sac the Black Lotus for 3 islands to play Tinker . Sacrifice Ornithopter and search your library for Blightsteel Colossus and put him into play.
Turn 2: Attack and Win
...Unless they play Fog , in which case you kill them on turn 3
October 15, 2014 9:16 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #7
More necro! Yay!
One does not simply sacrifice a Black Lotus for three Island s. Also, the Mountain is unnecessary.
October 15, 2014 9:23 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #8
I just ask:
"If I give you the panties I'm wearing now, will you let me when the game?"
October 15, 2014 11:55 p.m.
I'm a shrewd business man...
I never agree to anything unless I know exactly what I am getting.
I wouldn't agree to that unless I first get to see them, and the proof that they are the ones you are currently wearing.
October 16, 2014 11:50 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #11
I usually wear dresses, so both of those are quite easy to do.
October 16, 2014 1:46 p.m.
bluecontrolfreak says... #13
Best turn 1 win ever...
- 3x Black Lotus
- 1x Mountain
- 1x Sanguine Bond
- 1x Exquisite Blood
- 1x Shock
infinite damage loop :)
October 17, 2014 12:04 a.m.
The_Murderauder says... #14
Bluecontrolfreak, that combo costs 11 mana, but the Lotuses (Lotii? Lotode?) + the mountain only make 10 total. You could use Gut Shot instead of Shock to do it turn 1, or just wait until untapping on turn 2.
October 17, 2014 12:10 a.m.
@Femme_Fatale...
So... in many cases, that would be able to get you a T0 win.
What do you do in the next match?
October 17, 2014 7:59 a.m.
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness says... #17
Turn 1: Mountain, tap it for a Sol Ring, tap the Sol Ring for Immolating Souleater.
Turn 2: Mountain, pump up Immolating Souleater until your down to 2 life. This will make Immolating Souleater a 10/1. Attack. Then play Fling, reducing your opponent to even less life. Then play Lava Spike to kill your opponent, if they're not already dead.
November 29, 2014 8:48 p.m.
SimicPower says... #18
Pyromancer Strom can win turn 2 in modern, but it requires a god-hand and god-draws. Has never happened to me. It would be a lot easier if Seething Song was unbanned. : (
November 29, 2014 9:24 p.m.
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness says... #19
Turn 1: Reveal Chancellor of the Tangle, use the green mana to play Glistener Elf. Then play a Forest and enchant Glistener Elf with Rancor.
Turn 2: Play a Forest, play Giant Growth, and Groundswell, and attack for 10 infect. Easy? Probably not. Possible? Yes. You need 8 separate cards in 2 turns. I think that this is possible. What do you guys think?
November 30, 2014 3:35 p.m.
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness says... #20
Turn 1: Play a Forest, then a Glistener Elf.
Turn 2: Play a Mountain, then do a Groundswell on Glistener Elf, then use the mountain for Assault Strobe
Five cards on turn 2. Easily possible.
December 3, 2014 7:11 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #21
This thread has been necroed so many times lol
December 3, 2014 7:31 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #22
Or, you know, you could play playable cards and get there with Might of Old Krosa and Mutagenic Growth instead of Assault Strobe.
December 3, 2014 7:37 p.m.
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness says... #23
Turn 1: Play a Island, then a Black Lotus, and a Mox Sapphire. Tap the island for a Sol Ring. Tap the Sol Ring for a Pili-Pala. After that, tap the Black Lotus for three Islands. Use those island for a Grand Architect. Tap the Mox Sapphire to make Pili-Pala a blue creature. Then you get infinite mana of any color. Once you have infinite mana, the choice is yours. You can either play Banefire, or Psychic Drain for a 1 vs.1 match, or if you are playing multiplayer, you can play Fireball
December 3, 2014 8:14 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #24
Guys, this thread was started in 2011.
Its been necroed like.... three times.
Lets let it die.
December 3, 2014 8:16 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #27
Yup like I said. Been necroed too many times. Let the poor horse die.
December 3, 2014 10:54 p.m.
mossflower says... #28
I last posted on this thread on October 18, 2011.
After years of being a super-lurker, I have come out to say this thread is my crowning achivement on Tappedout.
That is all.
December 4, 2014 1:01 a.m.
SimicPower says... #29
I think recently people have been necroing it just for fun because it has been necroed so many times.
Anyway, I'm sure if we let it die now it will be back in another year.
December 4, 2014 4:25 p.m.
Turn 1 win: Reveal Chancellor of the Tangle, play a mountain. Play Manamorphose, getting 1 black and 1 red. Play 2x Dark Ritual, play Legion Loyalist, then play Hatred for 19, swing. This dies to Gut Shot, I know.
December 7, 2014 5:30 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #31
Or you could cast Goblin Guide and not die to Gut Shot
December 7, 2014 5:45 p.m.
Never thought of that. I ran a standard boros aggro deck a while ago and Legion Loyalist was stuck in my head.
December 7, 2014 5:47 p.m.
Turn 1 - Play 7 Black Lotus
Turn 2 - Draw into a Fireball, Sac all the lotuses and cast it for game
Trust me, this is legal. Im a level 5 Judge.
December 11, 2014 10:35 p.m.
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness says... #34
Turn 1: Play a Mountain, Play 3 Rite of Flame's and a Seething Song. Then play Dragonstorm, and search your library for 4 Hunted Dragon's. Attack and win.
December 28, 2014 7:48 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #36
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness, Prima, Scouty
STOP NECROING
Read the date that this thread was made and tell me if it follows regular forum etiquette to be posting in this thread.
December 28, 2014 8:02 p.m.
The_Murderauder says... #38
Honestly, what's the big deal? It's not like the content of the thread expires. When somebody revives a thread like "what's the best standard deck?" after 3 years, yeah, that's pretty dumb. But if people wanna talk about their favorite turn-2 wins, it's not exactly time sensitive.
December 29, 2014 3:22 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #39
If you make exceptions, you have to make exceptions for everything. For instance, the discussion on "best standard deck" will never expire as the format is constantly changing, ergo the best deck will change over time.
Its bad because it pushes irrelevant threads back to the top of the page. With it at the top, it pushes current discussions down the page, where they wont be seen.
No one cares anymore. The last couple of posts in here, have been the one guy bumping it, and the rest of us telling him not too.
The OP is a self procalimed "super lurker" who joined the site four years ago, started the thread, disappeared, and then came back when the thread got bumped. They came back not to contribute, but to say that the bump was their greatest achievement.
On that same line: half the people in this thread, aren't on the site anymore. someone will inevitably try to talk to them, not realizing that they havent been on since their last post in this thread, and due to that, someone will think someone is ignoring them, and that causes drama.
If you necro threads that seem like they might be "relevant," just stop, drop, and roll.......... And dont bump.
December 29, 2014 3:32 a.m.
mossflower says... #40
I was kidding when I said this thread was my greatest achievement (I admit it wasn't very funny).
I agree that this thread really does need to stop being necro'ed, but it somehow manages to keep coming back. Can't Epochalyptik just lock it and be done with it?
December 29, 2014 4:43 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #41
Yeah the thing is nobody cares about the greatest t2 win anymore, and it's not like this is an actual discussion that is somewhat relevant.
December 29, 2014 11:48 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #42
No, no one can lock it because that ability doesn't exist.
December 29, 2014 1:12 p.m.
bluecontrolfreak says... #44
I got a turn two DRAW that is pretty amazing.
T1: play Black Lotus tap for three blue mana. play Mox Sapphire tap for one blue mana. cast Mana Severance and exile all lands. play a Shelldock Isle to exile Divine Intervention. cast Time Walk for another turn. on your next turn tap Mox Sapphire to cast Divine Intervention with Shelldock Isle. pass turn.
T2:Divine Intervention loses a counter on your upkeep. cast Clockspinning triggering Divine Intervention for a draw.
December 29, 2014 3:37 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #45
bluecontrolfreak, look at the date this thread was created before you post please.
December 29, 2014 3:50 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #46
Archetype_Of_Awesomeness: This thread is three years old. Thats how.
LordDavop says... #1
I forgot to mention you are using Dread Return on Angel of Glory's Rise to bring back Hapless Researcher and Laboratory Maniac .
December 22, 2013 2:16 p.m.