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Vintage WUB (Esper)

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Creature (19)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 4x Disciple of the Vault
• 2x Lodestone Golem
• 4x Myr Retriever
• 2x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 2x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Sundering Titan
• 3x Wurmcoil Engine

Land (20)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 2x Ancient Den
• 4x Gemstone Mine
• 3x Hallowed Fountain
• 4x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tolarian Academy
• 4x Vault of Whispers

Artifact (16)

• 4x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Grim MonolithGC
• 1x Mana VaultGC
• 1x Sol Ring
• 4x Sword of the Meek
• 4x Thopter Foundry

Instant (1)

• 1x Thirst for Knowledge

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 2x Tendrils of Agony
• 1x Tinker

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 2x Spellskite

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Engineered Plague

Artifact (6)

• 2x Ensnaring Bridge
• 2x Grafdigger's Cage
• 2x Pithing Needle

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Ethersworn Canonist

Artifact (6)

• 2x Cranial Plating
• 2x Nim Deathmantle
• 2x Skullclamp

Instant (2)

• 2x Enlightened TutorGC

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Infinite artifact Combo.

Thopter Foundry + Sword of the Meek + Ashnod's Altar = Infinite 1/1 Thopters, infinite mana, infinite life, + Disciple of the Vault = Infinite Damage

2 Myr Retriever + Ashnod's Altar + Disciple of the Vault = Infinite Damage.

Artifact + Tinker = Suprise Blightsteel Colossus

Card Descriptions:

Blightsteel Colossus- Main Target for Tinker, giving us a Turn 3 or 4 win.

Disciple of the Vault- Combos very well with either our Thopter or Retriever combos dealing infinite damage.

Stoneforge Mystic- Alternate win condition and also works as a tutor for our Sword of the Meek.

Lodestone Golem- Big body with effect to slow our opponent down.

Myr Retriever- Combos with Ashnod's Altar and Disciple of the Vault for infinite damage.

Phyrexian Metamorph- Clone effect for creatures or artifacts that has a lot of utility in our deck.

Sundering Titan- Big body and other target for Tinker. I usually go for this when i feel my opponent has a swords to plowshare or Path to Exile and take out their lands slowing them down and going for a safe win.

Wurmcoil Engine- Big body with utility and a great effect for giving us tokens when destroyed. Fun target for Goblin Welder.

Ashnod's Altar- One of our main combo pieces for both our Myr Retriever or Thopter Foundry combos.

Batterskull- Alternate win con, typically tutored by Stoneforge Mystic.

Grim Monolith- A lot better version of Basalt for our deck granting acceleration for our big bodies.

Mana Vault- Acceleration for our big bodies.

Sol Ring- Acceleration allowing for a turn 1 Sword of the Meek without any downside.

Sword of the Meek- Sac target for Thopter Foundry that instant comes back once the 1/1 thopter enters the battlefield.

Thopter Foundry- Engine for our main win condition providing us with the life gain and thopters.

Demonic Tutor- Much needed tutoring, Allows us to grab a needed piece to combo off.

Tinker- Alternate win con typically grabbing Blightsteel Colossus or Sundering Titan.

Thirst for Knowledge- Card draw and allows us to get a Welder target.

Academy Ruins- Gives us recursion in case one of our combo pieces are destroyed.

Gemstone Mine- Helps with mana consistency.

Ancient Den- Provides our white mana and doubles as a artifact.

Seat of the Synod- Provides our blue mana and doubles again as a artifact.

Hallowed Fountain- Dual land helping with mana consistency.

Strip Mine- Always a must include, helps with land denial.

Tolarian Academy- Major mana acceleration with all our artifacts.

Vault of Whispers- Artifact providing black mana.

Comments and +1s greatly appreciated, thank you for taking the time to take a look at my deck.

Tournament Info:

12/18/12: 2nd place Vintage Tournament

01/08/13: 2nd place Vintage Tournament

Top Ranked	Achieved #59 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	14 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 2 Mythic Rares 22 - 8 Rares 18 - 3 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.08
Tokens	Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Thopter 1/1 U, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
Folders	Other's Deck, Vintage, prospective colorless deck, Like, Decks, dimir, pro decks, whatever, other decks, Other