Chuck Norris Squirrels

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Sacrifice Squirrel Tokens

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Creature (25)

• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Emrakul's Evangel
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Ruthless Knave
• 1x Scurry Oak
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Creakwood Liege
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Vein Ripper
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Somberwald Beastmaster

Artifact (9)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Spawning Pit
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crowded Crypt
• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Coat of Arms

Land (32)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkmoss Bridge
• 11x Forest
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Necroblossom Snarl
• 1x Restless Cottage
• 1x Skemfar Elderhall
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x The Shire
• 1x Underground Mortuary
• 1x Witherbloom Campus
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Woodland Chasm

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Gelatinous Genesis
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Deep Reconnaissance
• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Fungal Sprouting
• 1x Saproling Symbiosis
• 1x Vastwood Surge
• 1x Slimefoot's Survey
• 1x Army of the Damned

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
• 1x Garruk, Apex Predator

Commander (1)

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary
• 1x Agent of the Iron Throne
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Cloakwood Hermit
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Master Chef
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Trudge Garden
• 1x Crystal Carapace
• 1x Epic Struggle
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Sandwurm Convergence

Instant (7)

• 1x Verdant Command
• 1x Archdruid's Charm
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Deadly Derision
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Grip of Desolation

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Lots of big squirrels. Mainly focused on infinite combos. This is just a fun deck i made to play with my friends. I tried to make it budget, but it ended up being a pretty expensive deck.

INFINITE COMBOS

Ashnod's Altar + Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Slimefoot, the Stowaway REQUIRES Chatterfang, Squirrel General must be on the battlefield. Slimefoot, the Stowaway must be on the battlefield. Ashnod's Altar must be on the battlefield. Mana needed: 4 STEPS 1. Activate Slimefoot by paying 4, creating a 1/1 Saproling and a 1/1 Squirrel creature token.. 2. Activate Ashnod's Altar twice by sacrificing the Saproling and Squirrel, adding cccc.. 3. The Saproling dies, triggering Slimefoot, dealing 1 damage to each opponent and causing you to gain 1 life.. 4. Repeat.. RESULTS Infinite damage. Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite lifegain. Infinite lifegain triggers. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers.

Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Pitiless Plunderer REQUIRES Chatterfang, Squirrel General must be on the battlefield. Pitiless Plunderer must be on the battlefield. You control at least two additional Squirrels. Mana needed: b STEPS 1. Activate Chatterfang by paying b and sacrificing two other Squirrels.. 2. The Squirrels die, triggering Pitiless Plunderer twice, creating two Treasure tokens and two 1/1 Squirrel tokens.. 3. Activate a Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding b.. 4. Repeat.. 5. Resolve all Chatterfang abilities, causing any number of target creatures to get +2/-2 until end of turn any number of times.. RESULTS Infinite colored mana. Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers. Infinite Treasure tokens. Reduce all opponents' creatures to 0 toughness.

Ashnod's Altar + Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest + Scurry Oak REEQUIRES Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest must be on the battlefield. Scurry Oak must be on the battlefield. Ashnod's Altar must be on the battlefield. You control at least one additional creature. STEPS 1. Activate Ashnod's Altar by sacrificing another creature, adding cc.. 2. Mazirek triggers, putting a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.. 3. Scurry Oak triggers, creating a 1/1 Squirrel creature token.. 4. Repeat.. RESULTS Infinite +1/+1 counters. Infinite colorless mana. Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers.

Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak REQUIRES Scurry Oak must be in hand. Ivy Lane Denizen must be on the battlefield. Mana needed: 2g STEPS 1. Cast Scurry Oak by paying 2g.. 2. Ivy Lane Denizen triggers, putting a +1/+1 counter on Scurry Oak.. 3. Scurry Oak's last ability triggers, allowing you to create a 1/1 Squirrel token.. 4. Repeat from step 2.. RESULTS Infinite +1/+1 counters on Scurry Oak. Infinite creature tokens. Infinite ETB.

Ashnod's Altar + Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Ruthless Knave REQUIRES Chatterfang, Squirrel General must be on the battlefield. Ruthless Knave must be on the battlefield. Ashnod's Altar must be on the battlefield. You control at least one additional creature. Mana needed: 2b STEPS 1. Activate Ruthless Knave's first ability by paying 2b and sacrificing a creature, creating two Treasure tokens and two 1/1 Squirrel creature tokens.. 2. Activate a Treasure token by tapping and sacrificing it, adding b.. 3. Activate Ashnod's Altar by sacrificing a Squirrel, adding cc.. 4. Repeat.. 5. Once you have infinite Treasure tokens, you may use them to activate Ruthless Knave's second ability.. RESULTS Infinite card draw. Infinite colored mana. Infinite creature tokens. Infinite death triggers. Infinite draw triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers. Infinite Treasure tokens.

Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Primal Vigor + Ruthless Knave REQUIRES Chatterfang, Squirrel General must be on the battlefield. Ruthless Knave must be on the battlefield. Primal Vigor must be on the battlefield. You control at least one additional creature. Mana needed: 2b STEPS 1. Activate Ruthless Knave's first ability by paying 2b and sacrificing a creature, creating four Treasure tokens and four 1/1 Squirrel creature tokens.. 2. Activate three Treasure tokens by tapping and sacrificing them, adding 2b.. 3. Repeat.. Once you have infinite Treasure tokens, you may use them to activate Ruthless Knave's second ability.. RESULTS Infinite card draw. Infinite colored mana. Infinite creature tokens. Infinite death triggers. Infinite draw triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers. Infinite Treasure tokens.

Ashnod's Altar + Nadier's Nightblade + Trudge Garden OR replace Nightblade with Blood Artist OR Zulaport Cutthroat OR Bastion of Remembrance OR Vein Ripper OR Falkenrath Noble OR if you have Chatterfang and Agent of the Iron Throne out that works too. REQURIES Trudge Garden must be on the battlefield. Ashnod's Altar must be on the battlefield. Nadier's Nightblade must be on the battlefield. You have a way to gain life. Mana needed: 2 STEPS 1. Gain any amount of life.. 2. Trudge Garden triggers, causing you to pay 2 to create a 4/4 Fungus Beast creature token.. 3. Activate Ashnod's Altar by sacrificing the Fungus Beast, adding cc.. 4. The token leaves the battlefield, triggering Nadier's Nightblade, causing each opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain 1 life.. 5. Repeat from step 2.. RESULTS Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite lifegain. Infinite lifegain triggers. Infinite lifeloss. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers.

Pitiless Plunderer + Primal Vigor + Spawning Pit REQUIRES Pitiless Plunderer must be on the battlefield. Spawning Pit must be on the battlefield. Primal Vigor must be on the battlefield. Spawning Pit has at least two charge counters. Mana needed: 1 STEPS 1. Activate Spawning Pit's second ability by paying 1 and removing two charge counters from it, creating two 2/2 Spawn artifact creature tokens.. 2. Activate Spawning Pit's first ability twice by sacrificing both Spawns.. 3. The Spawns die, triggering Pitiless Plunderer twice, creating two Treasure tokens.. 4. Resolve both Spawning Pit abilities, putting two charge counters on it.. 5. Activate a Treasure by tapping and sacrificing it, adding 1.. 6. Repeat.. RESULTS Infinite colored mana. Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers. Infinite Treasure tokens.

Ashnod's Altar + Primal Vigor + Slimefoot, the Stowaway REQUIRES Slimefoot, the Stowaway must be on the battlefield. Ashnod's Altar must be on the battlefield. Parallel Lives must be on the battlefield. Mana needed: 4 STEPS 1. Activate Slimefoot by paying 4, creating two 1/1 Saproling creature tokens.. 1. Activate Ashnod's Altar twice by sacrificing both Saproling tokens, adding cccc.. 1. Slimefoot triggers twice, dealing 2 damage to each opponent and causing you to gain two life.. 3. Repeat.. RESULTS Infinite damage. Infinite death triggers. Infinite ETB. Infinite lifegain. Infinite lifegain triggers. Infinite LTB. Infinite sacrifice triggers.

REGULAR COMBOS (These are card combos that aren't infinite but still are really good)

Ivy Lane Denizen + Mycoloth Sacrifice a few creatures with Mycoloth next upkeep summon the saprolings triggering Ivy Land Denizen so you can double Mycoloth's counters. Need i say more?

Army of the Damned + Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Epic Struggle Use Army of the Damned creating 13 zombies and 13 squirrels from Chatterfang your next upkeep Epic Struggle triggers and you win the game. Unless of course your opponents use a board wipe.

Also adding some cards like Demonic Tutor or Vampiric Tutor would help the deck because you could find the cards for infinite combos faster.

Date added	3 months
Last updated	2 months
Exclude colors	WUR
Key combos	Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Pitiless Plunderer Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Primal Vigor + Ruthless Knave Ashnod's Altar + Primal Vigor + Slimefoot, the Stowaway Ashnod's Altar + Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Slimefoot, the Stowaway Ashnod's Altar + Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Ruthless Knave Ashnod's Altar + Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest + Scurry Oak Ashnod's Altar + Nadier's Nightblade + Trudge Garden Army of the Damned + Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Epic Struggle Pitiless Plunderer + Primal Vigor + Spawning Pit
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.66
Tokens	2/2 C Artifact Creature Spawn, Beast 3/3 B, Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Emblem Garruk, Apex Predator, Emblem Garruk, Cursed Huntsman, Food, Fungus Beast 4/4 G, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Ooze */* G, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure, Treasure, Wolf 2/2 BG, Wolf 2/2 G, Worm 1/1 BG, Wurm 5/5 G, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed
Folders	Commander Decks, Great Decks