Nobody is Allowed to do Anything

Commander / EDH Cruel Control Five Color Group Slug Hatebears Jank

FenrisBurgess

Enchantment (23)

• 1x AEther Barrier
• 1x Arcane Laboratory
• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Burning Sands
• 1x Damping Field
• 1x Decree of Silence
• 1x Earthlink
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Mana Maze
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Nature's Wrath
• 1x Nevermore
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Stasis
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Tainted AEther

Instant (4)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Force of Vigor

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render

Artifact (20)

• 1x Azorius Locket
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Locket
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Damping Sphere
• 1x Dimir Locket
• 1x Eon Hub
• 1x Fist of Suns
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Orzhov Locket
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Prophetic Prism
• 1x Rakdos Locket
• 1x Simic Locket
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Winter Orb

Land (34)

• 6x Forest
• 7x Island
• 7x Mountain
• 7x Plains
• 7x Swamp

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Ponder

Commander (1)

Creature (15)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Archon of Valor's Reach
• 1x Basandra, Battle Seraph
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core AugurGC
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Tomik, Distinguished Advokist
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Zur the Enchanter

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• See, I had this idea that if we don't let anybody play anything, everything will turn out alright.
• Then I got to thinking how good this would be with Paradox Engine .
• Engine banned. RIP in Peace.
• So then I was thinking, if the engine is banned, we need to just make everyone suffer even more.
• Then I got to having a think that the solution would be free spells.
• Jodah's pretty good.
• But wait, he's just Fist of Suns that can fly.
• Why not the scouty boy?
• Yes, the scouty boy. The one with the 5 colors.
• So then I was having a thought experimentation on how best to annoy everyone.

• Then it hit me.

• The Brick. The Brick hit me.

• Right in the face.
• No warning.

• Just Brick.

• Solution, throw bricks at people and see what sticks.

• Any suggestions?

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.56