Your Psycho Ex-Girlfriend

Commander / EDH Counters Mono-Black Proliferate Theme/Gimmick Wither

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Creature (17)

• 1x Ascendant Evincar
• 1x Banewhip Punisher
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
• 1x Festering Mummy
• 1x Fume Spitter
• 1x Guul Draz Assassin
• 1x Harvester of Misery
• 1x Massacre Girl
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Midnight Banshee
• 1x Mikaeus, the Unhallowed
• 1x Necroskitter
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse *f-pre*
• 1x Vein Ripper
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician

Instant (11)

• 1x Black Sun's Twilight
• 1x Bloodline Culling
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Defile
• 1x Erebos's Intervention
• 1x Make Obsolete
• 1x Not Dead After All
• 1x Slice from the Shadows
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Eternal Thirst
• 1x Fevered Convulsions
• 1x Infernal Genesis
• 1x Nest of Scarabs
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Stab Wound
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Virtue of Persistence

Land (34)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Karn's Bastion
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 18x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x War Room

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Blight Grenade
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Drown in Ichor
• 1x Eyeblight Massacre
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Golden Demise
• 1x Liliana's Influence
• 1x Massacre
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Yahenni's Expertise

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms
• 1x Liliana, Death Wielder

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Contagion Engine
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Glistening Sphere
• 1x Hall of Triumph
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Sceptre of Eternal Glory
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Tarrian's Soulcleaver
• 1x Thought Vessel

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She sucks the life out of everything...

Your goth ex-girlfriend is back in town and she's looking to try and win your heart back... or make your life as miserable as possible, the two kinda go hand-in-hand to her. This time she's not going to stop until she has her way or you stop her; either she has you or nobody does.

Meet the Family:

• Massacre Girl is the psycho ex, hellbent on taking your heart or your life (whichever comes first).
• Yawgmoth, Thran Physician is her probably serial killer father.
• Liliana, Death Wielder is her equally goth and dangerously enabling mother.
• Mikaeus, the Unhallowed is her creepy grandfather who got caught up in it all.
• Midnight Banshee is... maybe her grandmother?
• Ascendant Evincar is her stubborn, dangerous brother.

The deck doesn't have any primary combos, it's mostly a combination of passive draining, swinging big creatures to either beat face or draw cards, and reanimating some of your opponents' stuff. Yawgmoth naturally enables a lot of synergy shenanigans but those are more value than game plan so just keep your eye out for them.

Top Ranked	Achieved #21 position overall 1 year ago Achieved #19 position in Commander / EDH 1 year ago Achieved #4 position in Commander / EDH Counters 1 year ago
Date added	1 year
Last updated	10 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.09
Tokens	1/1 B Creature Minion, City's Blessing, Construct 0/0 C, Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Insect 1/1 B, Myr 1/1 C, On an Adventure, Spirit 1/1 C, Wicked
Folders	tabletop