Zo-Zu the Ramp-Hater

Commander / EDH Mono-Red

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Artifact (23)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Heart of Ramos
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Mithril Coat
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Nyx Lotus
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sol Talisman
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The One Ring
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Ward of Bones

Land (34)

• 1x Demolition Field
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 26x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle
• 1x Wasteland

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Cleansing Wildfire
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x From the Ashes
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Rolling Earthquake
• 1x Ruination
• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Tectonic Break
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wake of Destruction
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Blood Moon
• 1x Fiery Emancipation
• 1x Glacial Crevasses
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Spiteful Banditry
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex

Commander (1)

Creature (11)

• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Goblin Recruiter
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might  ^Flip
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
• 1x Treasure Nabber

Instant (7)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Electrodominance
• 1x Firestorm
• 1x Price of Progress
• 1x Wild Magic Surge

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This is one that I theory crafted 6 months ago. Last night I decided to take the pile of cards and make it playable. Honestly, I haven't even really looked at the list yet, but I think it'll need a fair bit of tinkering before it's just right. The goal is to obviously slow down and shut off opponents who are heavily ramping.

If I have a line in my hand, it might also be adventagous for me to blow up a good portion of lands (depending on mana rocks I have available) and put EVERYBODY in a tough spot. I wanted to try and balance the Ramp-Hate with Group Slug mechanics in hopes to find a happy medium where I'm able to make a creature big with equipment and win through combat damage.

There are a few different lines for wincons in this deck, one being Hellkite Tyrant (having more than 20 artifacts) and most the others being through damage, combat or non-combat.

Looking for suggestions, though I do feel I'll need to play this one a bit before deciding what stays and what goes!

Date added	2 months
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.94
Tokens	Treasure