Turbo Corndog

Commander / EDH* Aggro Angels RW (Boros)

Karsparious

Creature (29)

• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Aven Skirmisher
• 1x Balefire Liege
• 1x Boros Elite
• 1x Cerodon Yearling
• 1x Daring Skyjek
• 1x Duergar Hedge-Mage
• 1x Firefist Striker
• 1x Firemane Angel
• 1x Firemane Avenger
• 1x Foundry Champion
• 1x Frontline Medic
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Guardian of the Gateless
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Kitesail Scout
• 1x Legion Loyalist
• 1x Malignus
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Skyknight Legionnaire
• 1x Thalia's Lancers
• 1x Victory's Herald
• 1x Warmind Infantry
• 1x Wojek Halberdiers

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Berserkers' Onslaught
• 1x Brave the Sands
• 1x Citadel Siege
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Gleam of Battle
• 1x Glory of Warfare
• 1x Holy Mantle
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Suspension Field
• 1x True Conviction

Instant (7)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Double Cleave
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Massive Raid
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Riot Control
• 1x War Flare

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Blasphemous Act

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Commander (1)

Land (40)

• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 12x Mountain
• 21x Plains
• 1x Slayers' Stronghold
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Artifact (6)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Moonsilver Spear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of the Animist

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Chica ate a purple sexy llama eating coleslaw and pineapples on a Wednesday while partying on a deranged Jeff the Killer car that was wearing Rainbow Dash underpants and magical pink cats. Meanwhile, Foxy was eating exploding dirt, Bonnie was singing "Let it Go" while pooping, and Freddy was dancing on Mary Sues. Also, Mangle and Toy Chica were partying on a rainbow goat that farted little cupcakes.

I randomly said this to my friends and they said I needed mental help.

BUNNY CRANKERS!

CRUNCHY BANANAS!

A cranky old lady shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Chair number eleven is omni-present, much like candy.

Whats more like a cucumber- cows, the number 2, or a math test eating your feet?

okay here is a joke meh friend told me (some people may not like it):

there were four guys on a skyscraper; African-American, Chinese, white, and black. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the Chinese guy says "this is for my country! " and jumps off. the black guy says "this is for my country! " and pushes the white guy off.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W