I'm gonna munch, I'm gonna crunch... Tetzimoc EDH

Commander / EDH Battlecruiser Counters Mono-Black

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Artifact (25)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blood Clock
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Cloudstone Curio
• 1x Conqueror's Galleon  ^Flip
• 1x Decoction Module
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Erratic Portal
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Netherborn Altar
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Viridian Longbow
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Instant (2)

• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Necrologia

Creature (16)

• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Clackbridge Troll
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Demon of Dark Schemes
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem *oversized*
• 1x Lim-Dul the Necromancer
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Walking Atlas
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Land (39)

• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x High Market
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nesting Grounds
• 1x Sanctum of Eternity
• 31x Swamp

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Command the Dreadhorde
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Morbid Curiosity
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Ritual of Soot
• 1x Severed Strands
• 1x Yawgmoth's Vile Offering

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Demonic Vigor
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Shadows of the Past

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Tetzimoc really just wants to kill you and all your friends

The way in which we carry out this ahem somewhat misguided ahem act is by hardcasting Mister Tetzi himself (please don't tell him I called him that), and then bouncing him to our hand. Alternatively, if we're lucky, we cast a Netherborn Altar or drop a Command Beacon as our land-for-turn. Then we start the killing train! With payoffs like Revel in Riches and Lim-Dul the Necromancer, we slowly climb to victory on a ever-growing pile of flesh. Help please... he wasn't like this when I met him...

No seriously. Help is wanted and cherished. If you were turned of of the comment-train by this terrifying and somewhat sad description, you can always just leave a +1 and run.

Thanks all!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.46
Tokens	Copy Clone, Energy Reserve, Goat 0/1 W, Plant 0/2 G, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders	Black Inspiration