...they can smell the menstruation

Commander / EDH* Bear Hatebears RUG (Temur)

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Creature (25)

• 1x Adaptive Automaton
• 1x Alpine Grizzly
• 1x Ashcoat Bear
• 1x Balduvian Bears
• 1x Bear Cub
• 1x Bear's Companion
• 1x Caller of the Claw
• 1x Dragon-Scarred Bear
• 1x Druid's Familiar
• 1x Forest Bear
• 1x Golden Bear
• 1x Grizzly Bears
• 1x Metallic Mimic
• 1x Paragon of Eternal Wilds
• 1x Phantasmal Bear
• 1x Razorclaw Bear
• 1x River Bear
• 1x Runeclaw Bear
• 1x Spectral Bears
• 1x Striped Bears
• 1x Ulvenwald Bear
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Werebear
• 1x Woodland Bellower
• 1x Yeva, Nature's Herald

Instant (12)

• 1x Ancient Grudge
• 1x Confound
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Fork
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Naturalize
• 1x Stubborn Denial
• 1x Swerve
• 1x Unwind
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Grizzly Fate
• 1x Overrun
• 1x Roar of Challenge
• 1x Savage Punch
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Bear Umbra
• 1x Bearscape
• 1x Descendants' Path
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Muraganda Petroglyphs
• 1x Steely Resolve
• 1x Warstorm Surge
• 1x Wild Pair
• 1x Words of Wilding
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Commander (1)

Land (34)

• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 19x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 3x Island
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornwood Falls

Artifact (8)

• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Lifecrafter's Bestiary
• 1x Obelisk of Urd
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Stoneforge Masterwork
• 1x Winter Orb

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Creature (2)

• 1x Pale Bears
• 1x Somberwald Sage

Artifact (1)

• 1x Caged Sun

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The deck name was derived from a joke in the first Anchorman movie. Hopefully I won't be shunned. This deck honestly started as a joke with my playgroup. I have a hard time remembering triggers so I joked that I was just going to make a bear deck with as few triggers as possible.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.33
Tokens	Bear 2/2 G, Bear 4/4 G