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Coolamog, Coolzilek, and Emracool!

Commander / EDH*

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Do you like explosions? Do you hate friends? Do you like exploding your friends' lands as they stare desolately, questioning their life choices, at the 12/12 you are hitting them with?

If you do, then try WHISPER! It makes Eldrazi! It kills tokens! It summons tokens to kill to summon Eldrazi to kill your opponents! For the low low cost of tapping Whisper and sacrificing two creatures(who needs dorky 1/1s anyways), any one of the following rewards COULD BE YOURS*! Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre Kozilek, Butcher of Truth Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger Emrakul, the Promised End It That Betrays OR EVEN

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DRUMROLL PLEASE

Phyrexian Delver as an added bonus to one of the previously mentioned cards! Sure, it doesn't seem like much, but that's half an Ulamog's Crusher you're looking at there!\

In addition, there is a warranty package! If your Whisper keeps getting blown up, then there is a ramp package BUILT IN to let you HARDCAST your spells before your opponents even set up! So play Whisper today. Less friends, more fun!

This advertisement was paid for by the organization of Endikar. Endikar is not responsible for turning landscapes into dust, turning landscapes into pretty rainbow geometry rocks, causing you to grow extra tentacles, or making you have no friends.(OK we might be responsible for that last one)

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