Hedron Griddy PEDH

Pauper EDH Goblins Mono-Red Red Deck Wins Tokens Treasure Weenie

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Draw (15)

• 1x Ancestral Anger
• 1x Crimson Wisps
• 1x Expedite
• 1x Might of the Meek
• 1x Renegade Tactics
• 1x Accelerate
• 1x Blazing Crescendo
• 1x Dark-Dweller Oracle
• 1x Haste Magic
• 1x Stun
• 1x Witch's Mark
• 1x Flick a Coin
• 1x Glimpse the Impossible
• 1x Quarrel's End
• 1x Daring Discovery

Pump (8)

• 1x Barge In
• 1x Kick in the Door
• 1x Brute Strength
• 1x Explosive Entry
• 1x Fists of Flame
• 1x Run Amok
• 1x Siege Smash
• 1x Enthusiastic Study

Removal (4)

• 1x Goblin Tinkerer
• 1x Shenanigans
• 1x Sparksmith
• 1x Spikeshot Goblin

Tutor (1)

• 1x Goblin Matron

Ramp (15)

• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 1x Sticky Fingers
• 1x Ancestor's Aid
• 1x Flywheel Racer
• 1x Gilded Ghoda
• 1x Hedron Crawler
• 1x Iron Myr
• 1x Manakin
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Spawning Breath
• 1x Sudden Breakthrough
• 1x Tavern Scoundrel
• 1x Zookeeper Mechan
• 1x ________ Goblin
• 1x Rodeo Pyromancers

Lands (35)

• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dwarven Mine
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Hidden Volcano
• 1x Sandstone Needle
• 30x Snow-Covered Mountain

Protection (4)

• 1x Felonious Rage
• 1x Goblin Chirurgeon
• 1x Turn Inside Out
• 1x Akki Ember-Keeper

Wipe (2)

• 1x Martyr of Ashes
• 1x Sulfurous Blast

Commander (1)

Tokens (15)

• 1x Kuldotha Rebirth
• 1x Aether Chaser
• 1x Dragon Fodder
• 1x Forbidden Friendship
• 1x Genasi Enforcers
• 1x Goblin Instigator
• 1x Krenko's Command
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Ral's Reinforcements
• 1x Rally at the Hornburg
• 1x Shock Brigade
• 1x Circuits Act
• 1x Goblin Surprise
• 1x Hordeling Outburst
• 1x Empty the Warrens

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Sideboard

Stickers (10)

• 1x Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur
• 1x Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope
• 1x Misunderstood Trapeze Elf
• 1x Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks
• 1x Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle
• 1x Playable Delusionary Hydra
• 1x Trained Blessed Mind
• 1x Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent
• 1x Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur
• 1x Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler

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Maybeboard

Pump (13)

• 1x Balduvian Rage
• 1x Raze the Effigy
• 1x Reckless Charge
• 1x Rush of Adrenaline
• 1x Samut's Sprint
• 1x Titan's Strength
• 1x Wild Ride
• 1x Distemper of the Blood
• 1x Stolen Vitality
• 1x Temur Battle Rage
• 1x Whirling Strike
• 1x Downhill Charge
• 1x Uncaged Fury

Other (4)

• 1x Panic
• 1x Ghirapur Gearcrafter
• 1x Inner Fire
• 1x Scholar of Combustion

Protection (3)

• 1x Otherworldly Outburst
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast

Wacky Shit (1)

• 1x Myr Landshaper

Draw (12)

• 1x Experimental Synthesizer
• 1x Rile
• 1x Bitter Reunion
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Demand Answers
• 1x Haste Magic
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Electric Revelation
• 1x Honor the God-Pharaoh
• 1x Tavern Brawler
• 1x Big Score
• 1x Unexpected Windfall

Removal (5)

• 1x Goblin Grenade
• 1x Outnumber
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Skred
• 1x Abrade

Wipe (2)

• 1x Krark-Clan Shaman
• 1x Swirling Sandstorm

Tokens (11)

• 1x Ratcatcher Trainee
• 1x Exhibition Magician
• 1x Goblin Gathering
• 1x Make Mischief
• 1x Molten Birth
• 1x Underfoot Underdogs
• 1x Beetleback Chief
• 1x Goblin War Party
• 1x Goblin Wizardry
• 1x Emrakul's Hatcher
• 1x Tiamat's Fanatics

Ramp (8)

• 1x Infernal Plunge
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Guardian Idol
• 1x Marching Duodrone
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Reckless Barbarian
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Ashnod's Altar

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Last Update: Late September 2025.

• Tokens (how you build a board) should not be dependent on already having a board.
• Ramp (how you accelerate) can sometimes be dependent on already having a board.
• Draw (how you refill) can be significantly dependent on already having a board.
• Don't hesitate picking off Zada to dodge an Oubliette .
• Pump spells preferrably also fulfill other functions: power alone is not enough. If nothing else, at least Trample.

Sticker Guide

At start of the game, you draw 3 sheets from your list of 10. When playing ________ Goblin, you'll get a name sticker from one of those 3 sheets from the start.

The best sheet setup is:

• 1st : Delusionary (6 red mana) (30% odds of showing up)
• 2nd : Gelatinous or Unsanctioned (5 red mana) (53% chance of at least one showing up)
• 3rd : Guacamole, Misunderstood, Phyrexian, Narrow-Minded, Minotaur or Dinosaur (4 red mana) (96% chance of at least one showing up)
• Filler : Trained (3 red mana) (Doesn't matter if you draft this card at the start of the game, since all other options are better)

FBI (Dungeon) Protocol

• 1 creature - Don't.
• 2-4 creatures - Phandelver (For the creature & draw OR treasure & draw)
• 5 creatures - Mad Mage (For 2 creatures & treasure OR exile-may-play top 2 cards & treasure)
• 6 creatures - 2x Phandelver (For 2 treasures & draw)
• 6 creatures - Mad Mage (Same reason as 5 creatures)
• 7 creatures - Mad Mage (For 3 draws, cast 1 of the drawn for free)

Gran-gran's Got Favorites

• Goblin Chirurgeon: Zada's insurance
• Akki Ember-Keeper: Wipe insurance (modified non-tokens)
• Goblin Tinkerer: Artifact remover
• ________ Goblin: Bodies. Makes Matron + it into "0, 1 or 2 mana for two 2/2s".
• Mogg War Marshal or Goblin Instigator: Additional bodies in case of excess mana.
• Spikeshot Goblin or Sparksmith: Removal.
• Dark-Dweller Oracle: If many creatures & few cards.

How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?!

906.11. Parts of abilities which bring other traditional card(s) you own from outside the game into the game do not function in Pauper EDH (see rule 108.2a.).

• Lesson cards are traditional cards.
• Thus, Learn's sideboard option doesn't work here.
• Enthusiastic Study is still Trample Pump + Discard-Draws.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Pauper EDH legal.
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.11
Tokens	Clown Robot 1/1 W, Copy Clone, Detective 2/2 WU, Dinosaur 1/1 R, Dungeon: Dungeon of the Mad Mage, Dungeon: Lost Mine of Phandelver, Dungeon: Tomb of Annihilation, Dwarf 1/1 R, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elemental 1/1 UR, Energy Reserve, Goblin 1/1 R, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Manifest 2/2 C, Servo 1/1 C, Skeleton 1/1 B, Spirit 1/1 C, The Atropal, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 R, Wicked