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Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Commander / EDH Mono-Black

LadyChimaera


mono black vampires, sucking both your blood and the fun out of magic for your entire table since you weren't even a twitch in your dad's sack yet. you may not like it, but this is what peak non-edgar markov performance looks like.

Vito, being a priest, should not be allowed within 50 feet of a school zone nor should he be allowed within 50 feet of a turn 1 Dark Ritual. that being said, turn 1 dark ritual to get him out turn 1 is funny for absolutely nobody except you.

can ex/sang with either the classics or with Vito+Bloodthirsty Conqueror, or if you're feeling spicy there's plenty of setup for Bloodletter to basically put a loaded gun on the table just to switch up the vibes a little. ex/sang is just a free win though so like idk probably do that, I'm not your mom I can't tell you what to do. it's braindead, everyone knows it, that's why it's a beloved classic.

in a perfect world where you get a good hand, turn 1 you could theoretically swamp>dark ritual>sorin imperious bloodlord to get any vampire you want out on turn 1, just because. say you do that and throw a Nirkana revenant, by turn 3 if you get sol ring and arcane signet you could have about 8 mana lmao

unfortunately, this isn't a perfect world. which is why there's tutors, and Ad Nauseum to go ahead and just keep drawing cards until you decide you're done. Not like you need the life anyway, you're just gonna get it all back when your evil army of vampires with lifelink just gets it all back for you anyway. The rules don't apply to you, you're an immortal creature of the night, you're above it all, and most importantly, you thought Team Edward was way cooler than Team Jacob (which honestly, they both suck, i hate those movies) but I digress. Ad Nauseum into a tutor! tutor to get exquisite blood! Vito! profit.

pretty cool deck idk figure the rest out

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