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Calamity | This Beauty Packs Horsepower [Primer]

Commander / EDH Aggro Burn Double Trigger Mono-Red Primer Tokens Toolbox Value Engine

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Commander: foil Calamity, Galloping Inferno

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Calamity, Galloping Inferno

Introduction

Oh, hello!

For those who know me, i like to copy stuff. It's always fun to use commander specific cards that were singleton in mind and somehow now end up multiple on the battlefield. Wizards has leaned into this design space plenty now: Riku of Two Reflections, Saheeli, the Sun's Brilliance, and Rionya, Fire Dancer are all great examples.

Then along trots Thunder Junction’s Calamity, Galloping Inferno. On the surface it’s pricier and more restrictive than those other options — what sets it apart?

For a “fire-pony,” Calamity snowballs ridiculously fast. Haste and its ability to create two attacking token copies of any saddled nonlegendary creature — at no additional cost — means every swing can double or triple ETB, LTB, and combat triggers before opponents even have time to respond.

The deck’s game plan is simple but brutal: overwhelm the board through combat, stack extra combat steps, and amplify everything with damage doublers or trigger-heavy creatures. Add sacrifice outlets and some protective measures, and every attack becomes a landslide of value.

1. Explosive Attacks

Every time Calamity attacks, it turns one creature into three. That scaling gets wild quickly:

- Port Razer: Infinite combat steps for as long as you keep the pony alive.

- Twinflame Tyrant: One tyrant doubles damage. Two Tyrants quadruple damage. Three? You guessed it, octuple (eightfolds) damage. Damage ramps geometrically.

- Scourge of Valkas: ETB for 1, then 2 x 2, then 3 x 3 — for 14 damage total before combat damage, given there are no other Dragons in play.

- Myr Battlesphere: Produces 8 Myr tokens just from the attack. If cast the same turn, that number jumps to 12.

- Imperial Recruiter: Tutors Devilish Valet and Siege-Gang Commander. Next turn, saddle Siege-Gang and swing — suddenly you’ve got a 256/3 hasty Valet.

2. Turning Limitations into Strengths

At first glance, Calamity looks fragile and costly. But the “drawbacks” are less limiting than they seem:

- Immediate Impact: Thanks to haste, your aggro plan is live the moment Calamity enters — often around turn 4.

- Summoning-Sick Creatures Still Saddle: You can saddle creatures the turn they come down. That means opponents must always be prepared for surprise blowouts. Example: nine Treasures from (3) Professional Face-Breaker fuel a Blightsteel Colossus play next turn, which then gets copied twice and swings immediately.

- Toolboxing Options: Red isn’t known for protection, but Calamity’s design leaves room for clever solutions: equipment and combat tricks all keep the fire burning.

3. Win Conditions

- Overwhelming Combat Damage: Token copies multiply pressure until blockers aren’t enough.

- Direct Damage: Creatures like Terror of the Peaks or Scourge of Valkas make combat almost secondary.

- Combo Finishes: Multipliers like Devilish Valet or extra combat enablers push the deck into “one-swing win” territory.

- Surprise Blightsteel: Sometimes the best win condition is “oops, two 11/11 trample infect creatures out of nowhere.”

- Fast Clock: Calamity often threatens lethal damage within one or two combat steps.

- Insane Scaling: Token copies magnify ETB, LTB, and combat effects exponentially.

- Aggressive Haste Engine: Unlike many commanders, Calamity contributes immediately.

- Toolbox options: Unlike most red decks, Calamity is able to keep a full hand with the likes of Anticausal Vestige/Solemn Simulacrum, or build width with the likes of Herigast, Erupting Nullkite sacrificing tokens for emerge cost.

- Versatility in Payoffs: Works equally well with ETB/death triggers, combat synergies, or raw damage multipliers.

Off-Tribal Synergy: Calamity shines with tribal-adjacent cards:

- Commander Reliance: Removal or commander hate slows the deck to a crawl.

- Fragile Protection: Mono-red lacks broad defensive tools, requiring clever tech to keep Calamity safe.

- Board Presence: If the table hold a strong board each, Calamity is a sitting duck without evasion or Maze of Ith.

- Table Threat Perception: Once opponents see the deck in action, you instantly become the archenemy.

- Missed attack trigger: Token copies come in tapped and attacking. You cannot turn a Myr Battlesphere copy into a 12 damage shooting 16/7 just yet. Saddled "vehicles" copies also enter just as artifacts.

Closing Thoughts

Calamity is deceptively sharp — it looks like a janky red aggro deck, but in practice it’s a snowballing combat engine that can win out of nowhere. It is flawed, but it punishes unprepared tables hard, rewards aggression, and turns nearly any nonlegendary creature into a devastating win condition.

If you’re looking for a commander that embodies “inferno” energy with explosive turns and chaotic board states, Calamity, Galloping Inferno is one of the most underrated and dangerous red decks you can bring to the table.

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+1 Glimpse the Impossible maybe
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