You Can't Beat the House

Commander / EDH* RBW (Mardu)

Angry_Potatoes

Land (36)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Elegant Parlor
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 2x Plains
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Raucous Theater
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Shadowy Backstreet
• 1x Shattered Sanctum
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 1x Sundown Pass
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions

Removal (7)

• 1x Attempted Murder
• 1x Contraband Livestock
• 1x Delete
• 1x Myrkul's Edict
• 1x Organic Extinction
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum
• 1x Their Name is Death

Cards (11)

• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Chaos Channeler
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Mastermind Plum
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Stormclaw Rager
• 1x The Deck of Many Things
• 1x The One Ring
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Attractions (10)

• 1x "Lifetime" Pass Holder
• 1x Complaints Clerk
• 1x Deadbeat Attendant
• 1x Discourtesy Clerk
• 1x Draconian Gate-Bot
• 1x Quick Fixer
• 1x Rad Rascal
• 1x Ride Guide
• 1x Soul Swindler
• 1x Step Right Up

Tokens (10)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Bucknard's Everfull Purse
• 1x Clown Car
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Hoarding Ogre
• 1x Illustrious Wanderglyph
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Marionette Master
• 1x Skorpekh Lord
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Protecc (5)

• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Commander (1)

Ramp (11)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Component Pouch
• 1x Ebony Fly
• 1x Luck Bobblehead
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Vexing Puzzlebox

Dice (9)

• 1x Barbarian Class
• 1x Celebr-8000
• 1x Chaos Dragon
• 1x Comet, Stellar Pup
• 1x Delina, Wild Mage
• 1x Iron Mastiff
• 1x Lightfoot Rogue
• 1x Maddening Hex
• 1x Wyll, Blade of Frontiers

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Sideboard

Attractions (10)

• 1x Drop Tower
• 1x Ferris Wheel
• 1x Hall of Mirrors
• 1x Information Booth
• 1x Pick-a-Beeble
• 1x Roller Coaster
• 1x Storybook Ride
• 1x Swinging Ship
• 1x Trash Bin
• 1x Tunnel of Love

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Maybeboard

Tokens (18)

• 1x Agent of the Iron Throne
• 1x Ancient Copper Dragon
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Blood Money
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Goldspan Dragon
• 1x Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter
• 1x Kellogg, Dangerous Mind
• 1x Mayhem Devil
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation  ^Flip
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Rain of Riches
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Spiteful Banditry
• 1x Xorn

Cards (4)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Symmetry Matrix
• 1x Trouble in Pairs

Artifice (13)

• 1x Cranial Plating
• 1x Crime Novelist
• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Jor Kadeen, the Prevailer
• 1x Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1x Monumental Corruption
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Sentinel Sarah Lyons
• 1x Thousand Moons Smithy  ^Flip
• 1x Unwinding Clock

Protecc (7)

• 1x Bronze Guardian
• 1x Clever Concealment
• 1x Cryptothrall
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Leonin Abunas
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Dice (13)

• 1x Ancient Brass Dragon
• 1x Ancient Gold Dragon
• 1x Berserker's Frenzy
• 1x Brazen Dwarf
• 1x Danse Macabre
• 1x Goblin Morningstar
• 1x Grave Endeavor
• 1x Monoxa, Midway Manager
• 1x Night Shift of the Living Dead
• 1x Reckless Endeavor
• 1x Recruitment Drive
• 1x Strength-Testing Hammer
• 1x Sword of Hours

Robots (6)

• 1x Artificer's Dragon
• 1x Biotransference
• 1x Cyberman Patrol
• 1x Cybermen Squadron
• 1x Securitron Squadron
• 1x Tempered Steel

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...unless he rolls bad.

Date added	1 month
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 5 Rares 22 - 3 Uncommons 12 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.12
Tokens	Clown Robot 1/1 W, Clue, Food, Gnome 1/1 C, Goblin 1/1 R, Robot 3/3 C, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Squirrel 1/1 G, Bird 1/2 U, Treasure, Zombie Employee 2/2 B