‘Tis But a Scratch!

Commander / EDH Aggro Counters Knights Reanimator WUB (Esper)

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Creature (34)

• 1x Battle Angels of Tyr
• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1x Cavalier of Dawn
• 1x Cavalier of Night
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Dion, Bahamut's Dominant  ^Flip
• 1x Elenda and Azor
• 1x Exsanguinator Cavalry
• 1x Guardian of Faith
• 1x Haakon, Stromgald Scourge
• 1x Herald of Hoofbeats
• 1x Kinsbaile Cavalier
• 1x Knight Exemplar
• 1x Marshal of Zhalfir
• 1x Moonshaker Cavalry
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Nazgul
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Silverblade Paladin
• 1x Silverwing Squadron
• 1x Skyhunter Strike Force
• 1x Summon: Knights of Round
• 1x Suppressor Skyguard
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Syr Vondam, Sunstar Exemplar
• 1x Vodalian Wave-Knight
• 1x White Orchid Phantom

Land (35)

• 1x Abundant Countryside
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Deserted Beach
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 7x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Secluded Courtyard
• 1x Shattered Sanctum
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Unclaimed Territory
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Watery Grave

Instant (9)

• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x And They Shall Know No Fear
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Continue?
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Everybody Lives!
• 1x Flare of Fortitude
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Teferi's ProtectionGC

Commander (1)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Banner of Kinship
• 1x Chronicle of Victory
• 1x Herald's Horn
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Monument to Endurance
• 1x Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Mind Stone
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner
• 1x White Lotus Tile

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Call of the Ring
• 1x Chivalric Alliance
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Knights' Charge
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Steel of the Godhead
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight
• 1x Virtue of Loyalty

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Winnowing

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Creature (1)

• 1x Black Knight

Instant (1)

• 1x Dismember

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Knight Tribal Deck inspired by Monty Python and The Holy Grail Scene 4:

Arthur Meets a Brave Knight...and Cuts His Limbs Off

BLACK KNIGHT: Umm!

[clop clop clop]

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

[pause]

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

[pause]

I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.

[pause]

You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?

[pause]

You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.

ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.

ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.

ARTHUR: So be it!

ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then?

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

ARTHUR: You liar!

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!

[clang]

Huyah!

[clang]

Hiyaah!

[clang]

Aaaaaaaah!

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine!

[kneeling]

We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--

BLACK KNIGHT: Hah!

[kick]

Come on, then.

ARTHUR: What?

BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!

[kick]

ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?

ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.

BLACK KNIGHT: Yes, I have.

ARTHUR: Look!

BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

[kick]

ARTHUR: Look, stop that.

BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken!

[kick]

Chickennn!

ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.

[kick]

Right!

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!

ARTHUR: You'll what?

BLACK KNIGHT: Come here!

ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

ARTHUR: You're a looney.

BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.

[whop]

[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

_ Thanks WOTC for giving us such great support to knights as a tribe with March of the Machines._

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	4 weeks
Exclude colors	RG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.51
Tokens	Blood, Copy Clone, Golem 3/3 C, Knight 2/2 W, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Knight 2/2 WU, On an Adventure, Shapeshifter 1/1 C, The Ring, The Ring Tempts You, Treasure, Vampire Knight 1/1 B
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