R/W/U Land Destruction - Sadists Need Decks Too!

Commander / EDH Competitive Land Destruction Multiplayer RUW (Jeskai, America)

Madaraximundar

Sorcery (18)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Icefall
• 1x Into the Maw of Hell
• 1x Molten Rain
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Pillage
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Rain of Salt
• 1x Raze
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Roiling Terrain
• 1x Seismic Spike
• 1x Stone Rain
• 1x Tectonic Rift
• 1x Volcanic Awakening
• 1x Wake of Destruction

Land (38)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Command Tower
• 5x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 16x Mountain
• 8x Plains
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Meadow

Creature (18)

• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Brago, King Eternal
• 1x Dwarven Miner
• 1x Fire Snake
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Goblin Gardener
• 1x Goblin Settler
• 1x Gulf Squid
• 1x Hurloon Shaman
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Mine Layer
• 1x Ogre Arsonist
• 1x Shivan Wumpus
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Wall of Denial

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aqueous Form
• 1x Celestial Mantle
• 1x Destructive Urge
• 1x Impending Disaster
• 1x Price of Glory

Instant (3)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Holy Day

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ajani Vengeant

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Dingus Egg
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

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Introduction

Hello and Welcome to Hell! This is my sequel to my last land destruction deck, Because No Land For You! However, this one is fit for multiplayer instead of 1v1. So sit back, have a drink, and cackle as you brew hatred at record pace.

The Sadist's Guide To Winning

The main focus around this deck of course is land destruction. Our goal here is to deny as much land as possible to your opponents while bringing back your own to stay ahead. Cards like Crucible of Worlds and Sun Titan make for great land returners.

The commander is a special one, our satanic king himself Numot, the Devastator. He has one job: ruin players' days. Pairing him with cards like Lightning Greaves, Aqueous Form, Celestial Mantle, Prowler's Helm, and Whispersilk Cloak are how we get him to use his full potential. Add in Strionic Resonator and he is destroying 4 lands each hit!

Cards like Ajani Vengeant, Armageddon, and a few others are how we will wipe all lands at once if the enemy has gotten a little too comfortable. The return cards from before are good for return but the one card to make worldwipe worth it is our sadist queen Avacyn, Angel of Hope. With her making our lands unkillable, wiping becomes child's play.

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker is in there to take advantage of cards like Ogre Arsonist, Goblin Gardener and others like them to keep a constant cycle of land destruction going.

Many more ways of winning await those with a good imagination.

Infinite Combos

1. Brago, King Eternal with any unblockable card, Strionic Resonator and Sol Ring with Goblin Settler. Hit with Brago, flick the resonator, sol ring, and the settlers to proc the settlers again. Retap sol ring to proc the resonator to redo brago's triggered effect. Do this over and over until all of your opponent's land are dead!

2. Brago, King Eternal with an unblockable card of your choice plus Goblin Settler and Aurelia, the Warleader. Attack with Aurelia and Brago, deal damage with Brago, then flick Aurelia and Goblin Settlers for the second attack and to restart Aurelia's triggered effect. Rinse, repeat, kill all the lands!

Conclusion

I hope you all enjoyed this masterpiece, as always I welcome cost-effective suggestions of any kind in the comments. Feel free to leave me an upvote if you enjoyed visiting my satanic deck.

Top Ranked	Achieved #4 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 23 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.73
Tokens	Copy Clone
Folders	Commander, Things I want, Commander decks, Commander, Cool EDH Decks, Favorites (EDH), Goals, Land Destruction, Miscellaneous, Hmm...