Can't Stop Hitting Myself

Commander / EDH Mono-White

YourAverageJoe

Artifact (29)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Blasting Station
• 1x Book of Rass
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Dingus Staff
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Farsight Mask
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Jade Monolith
• 1x Jinxed Idol
• 1x Marble Diamond
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Neurok Stealthsuit
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Sisay's Ring
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Torture Chamber
• 1x Ur-Golem's Eye
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Ajani's Welcome
• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Answered Prayers
• 1x Dictate of Heliod
• 1x First Response
• 1x Honor of the Pure
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Mobilization
• 1x Path of Bravery
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Vassal's Duty

Instant (9)

• 1x Blood of the Martyr
• 1x Brave the Elements
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Forsake the Worldly
• 1x Make a Stand
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Rootborn Defenses
• 1x Sivvi's Valor

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Citywide Bust
• 1x Hour of Reckoning
• 1x Mass Calcify

Commander (1)

Creature (10)

• 1x Anointer Priest
• 1x Catapult Master
• 1x Daxos, Blessed by the Sun
• 1x Healer of the Pride
• 1x Impassioned Orator
• 1x Knight-Captain of Eos
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Suture Priest

Land (35)

• 1x Cryptic Caves
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 30x Plains
• 1x Shefet Dunes

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A beat your own face deck abusing Darien's ability. Keep him on the field and you will win, lose if your group hates you.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.26
Tokens	Anointer Priest 1/3 W, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure