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Commander / EDH Budget Casual GU (Simic) Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick Tribal

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Creature (31)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Argothian Wurm
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Carnage Wurm
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Cloudthresher
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Dirtcowl Wurm
• 1x Elderscale Wurm
• 1x Engulfing Slagwurm
• 1x Experiment One
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x Kruphix, God of Horizons
• 1x Lorescale Coatl
• 1x Lorthos, the Tidemaker
• 1x Master Biomancer
• 1x Moldgraf Monstrosity
• 1x Overbeing of Myth
• 1x Panglacial Wurm
• 1x Pelakka Wurm
• 1x Penumbra Wurm
• 1x Plated Slagwurm
• 1x Prophet of Kruphix
• 1x Sealock Monster
• 1x Shipbreaker Kraken
• 1x Silvos, Rogue Elemental
• 1x Simic Sky Swallower
• 1x Symbiotic Wurm
• 1x Tromokratis
• 1x Warping Wurm
• 1x Worldspine Wurm

Land (35)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 20x Forest
• 9x Island
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Temple of the False God

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Elemental Resonance
• 1x Wurmweaver Coil

Artifact (4)

• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Quicksilver Fountain
• 1x Spellbook

Instant (11)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Biomass Mutation
• 1x Deep Wood
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Invert the Skies
• 1x Momentous Fall
• 1x Mystic Genesis
• 1x Naturalize
• 1x Plasm Capture
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Simic Charm

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Boundless Realms
• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Crush of Wurms
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Enlarge
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Far Wanderings
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Recross the Paths
• 1x Roar of the Wurm
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Unexpected Results
• 1x Urban Evolution
• 1x Whelming Wave
• 1x Wurmcalling

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Rhystic StudyGC

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This is a pretty budget deck built around drawing cards off of zegana with a twist...

almost everything in this deck is phallic and I LOVE IT.

ramp into your giant penis shaped creatures then play zegana to draw more phallic monsters.

Conjurer's Closet is in there to get as much use out of Prime Speaker Zegana as I can

What I am trying to accomplish is to pimp this deck out with every card being sexual in nature while keeping it under 100 dollars.

The maybeboard is what i am using for play-testing purposes to see what fits better in the deck

suggestions are welcome as long as the spell fits the theme. I am also looking for cads to fit into a sister deck that is the complete oposite

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 1 Mythic Rares 39 - 1 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.85
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Insect 1/1 G, Kraken 9/9 U, Ooze X/X G, Squid 1/1 U, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample, Wurm 6/6 B, Wurm 6/6 G, Wurm */* G
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