Chris Hanson and The Booty Warrior: Enter the Rear

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (16)

• 1x Blazing Archon
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
• 1x Hedron Crab
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Rage
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Rubblehulk
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Sidar Kondo of Jamuraa
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Windborn Muse

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

Land (38)

• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 5x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 5x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Opal Palace
• 5x Plains
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Hoofprints of the Stag
• 1x Lurking Predators
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Sphere of Safety

Artifact (4)

• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Thought Vessel

Instant (8)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Benefactor's Draught
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Reins of Power
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Sylvan Reclamation

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Seeds of Renewal
• 1x Wave of Reckoning

Commander (1)

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[We fade in to a view of a door from the interior of a house. In walks The Booty Warrior. He walks down the hallway towards the kitchen.]

YOUNG BOY (O.S.) Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on the table

[The Booty Warrior sits down in front of the table.]

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Mhmm, take your time

[We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hanson walks in to the room. The Booty Warrior pays him no attention.]

CHRIS HANSON You want to explain to me what you're doing here?

THE BOOTY WARRIOR I came looking for booty

CHRIS HANSON You came looking for sex, with an under-age boy?

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boysI ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt

CHRIS HANSON A man's butt? Excuse me?

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Turns to Chris. Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you whatI like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

CHRIS HANSON Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way.

THE BOOTY WARRIOR Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.

CHRIS HANSON (O.S.) Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy-

THE BOOTY WARRIOR He tackles Chris and pins him to the table. Don't make me ruin the butt Chris!I'm a warrior!

(Chris Hanson Screams) as The Booty Warrior seemingly ruins the butt.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Exclude colors	B
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	78
Avg. CMC	3.62
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Elemental 4/4 W, Elemental 5/5 RG, Satyr 2/2 GR, Spirit 1/1 C, Squid 1/1 U