Ashnod’s Cloning & Crematorium

Commander / EDH Bracket 1 Rats Sacrifice Tokens UBR (Grixis)

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Creature (23)

• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Chameleon, Master of Disguise
• 1x Clone
• 1x Dack's Duplicate *f-etch*
• 1x Garna, Bloodfist of Keld
• 1x Grimgrin, Corpse-Born *f-etch*
• 1x Karumonix, the Rat King
• 1x Lord Skitter, Sewer King
• 1x Marrow-Gnawer
• 1x Marvin, Murderous Mimic
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Ogre Chitterlord
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Piper of the Swarm
• 5x Relentless Rats
• 1x Sakashima of a Thousand Faces
• 1x Sakashima the Impostor
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Wick, the Whorled Mind

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Extravagant Replication
• 1x Faces of the Past
• 1x Fiery Emancipation
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Mana Echoes

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 1x Ob Nixilis, the Adversary

Land (38)

• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x High Market
• 8x Island
• 8x Mountain
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Vesuva

Artifact (10)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Mirror Box
• 1x Mirror Gallery
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thought Vessel

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Burn at the Stake
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Gruesome Fate
• 1x Irenicus's Vile Duplication
• 1x Mob Justice
• 1x Nanogene Conversion
• 1x Quantum Misalignment
• 1x Quasiduplicate
• 1x Song of Totentanz
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Instant (7)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Foul-Tongue Shriek
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Malicious Affliction
• 1x Massive Raid
• 1x Terminate

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Welcome to Ashnod’s Cloning & Crematorium Services, where innovation meets expiration. This deck specializes in ethically-optional replication, industrial-scale sacrifice, and the firm belief that every life matters — but mostly as fuel.

The game plan? We make creatures. We clone creatures. Then we politely escort those creatures off the mortal coil and weaponize the screams on their way out — because everything screams eventually.

Worried about board wipes? Don’t be. Here, death is more of a feedback loop than a setback. We regret to inform you you’re dying twice — and that’s just the warm-up.

Opponents can expect free samples (of death), delivered promptly via goblin-operated machinery, rat-powered biomass conversion, and whatever Sakashima found in the basement this time.

If you're still alive at the end, allow us to offer a formal apology: "We apologize for the inconvenience. You will be dying at the next available moment. Thank you for your patience."

And if you think you hear scratching or whispering from the graveyard? Don’t worry. The bodies aren’t even cold yet.

Now please sign this waiver.

Side effects include screaming, reanimation, and unexpected combustion.

Date added	4 weeks
Last updated	4 days
Exclude colors	WG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.24
Tokens	Copy Clone, Devil 1/1 R, Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Rat 1/1 B, Rat 1/1 B w/ Can't Block, Snail 1/1 B