Everything Hurts

Commander / EDH Bracket 4 Group Slug Lifegain WB (Orzhov)

Kumquat_Platypus

Creature (30)

• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Archfiend of Despair
• 1x Bellowing Mauler
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Bloodletter of Aclazotz
• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Creeping Bloodsucker
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Dreadhound
• 1x Elesh Norn  ^Flip
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Loyal Subordinate
• 1x Mage Hunter
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Nightshade Harvester
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Patron of the Nezumi
• 1x Persistent Constrictor
• 1x Plague Drone
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Poisonbelly Ogre
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Rug of Smothering
• 1x Sarevok, Deathbringer
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Titan Hunter
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin Markov

Land (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Forlorn Flats
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x High Market
• 1x Kabira Crossroads
• 1x Leechridden Swamp
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Neglected Manor
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 1x Piranha Marsh
• 4x Plains
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Seraph Sanctuary
• 14x Swamp

Artifact (9)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Blood Clock
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Statue
• 1x Isolation Cell
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sinister Monolith
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Umbilicus

Instant (4)

• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Dogged Pursuit
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Ill-Gotten Inheritance
• 1x Meathook Massacre 2
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Retreat to Hagra
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x Triskaidekaphobia
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Wound Reflection

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Imperial SealGC
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Toxic Deluge

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marginally more fun than stax

Date added	23 hours
Last updated	20 hours
Exclude colors	URG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.88
Tokens	Incubator, Phyrexian 0/0 C